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Forget Grandparent’s Rights. I’m advocating for Weird Uncle’s Rights. I have a right to show up drunk to your child’s fifteenth birthday and gift them a sword
Vulcan retweeted
what the fuck is a smash burger. Why did you flatten my burger. Why don't I flatten your head you ape
Vulcan retweeted
watching my cigarette ash float gently through the air before settling in some newborns eyeball



































