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For a pessimist, I’m pretty optimistic.

Joined May 2014
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This tape is insane this might be the loudest 31 points ever lol
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Migos No Label 2 Track 14
Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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STEPH CURRY TONIGHT: 44 POINTS 8 REBOUNDS 6 ASSISTS 32 MINUTES TIMELESS SUPERSTAR
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Yaxel Lendeborg among 24 year olds this season: — 1st in threes — 2nd in points — 3rd in rebounds — 4th in assists
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You could tell me this picture was 6 months ago and i wouldn’t even question it
im so tired of this bullshit man
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“As a kid” and it’s fucking eternatus
pokemon that scared me as a kid
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Time really flies, I remember when he said “25 sitting on $25mil”
Happy birthday to Drake, he turns 40 today 🎈 What's his BEST album?
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Means the world to be back in the fight with my brothers. See y’all Friday, go ‘Cers🙏🏽
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Zero's back.
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“What if we made the new fire starter the competitive equivalent of Hitler”
Pombon’s final evolution being Fire/Fairy is all but guaranteed. My hopes: • A stat spread similar to Swampert, 100/110/90/60/90/85 • Utility moves like Will-O-Wisp, Spirit Break, Howl, and Slack Off • A hidden ability like Fire Mane, Fur Coat, Intimidate, or something new
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Chelsea green and iyo sky
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chelsea were leaking goals before wtf happened since the break
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took us a complete pregnancy cycle #SupportingWomen #FeminismRocks
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have recorded their first clean sheet in the Premier League in 9 months. #CFC.
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Tears man Neto defends the back post better than Gusto
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Steve Kerr was visibly confused seeing a complete doppelgänger of himself at a game 😭
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80% of this being an iyo sky highlight reel is fucking frying me
“liv morgan is not a great wrestler” please don’t chat her
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[34'] PSG's travelling fans are now doing the Poznan. 0-3. #UCL
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Tweeting this so I never lose it… I think this legitimately might be the most difficult shot I’ve ever seen.
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