im just me
Joined February 2012
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a gal at the store today told me “I totally love your vibe” and I replied “my vibe? Like the car?” And very confused she was like “uhhh no… like, just your vibe, why, do you drive a vibe?” And I just said no and it was the heaviest awkward silence I have experienced in years
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this like, 14-15 year old girl stopped me in the parking lot of Little Caesar’s to tell me how pretty I am so I’ll be riding this high for a while
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sometimes I think about the fact that I have a digital license plate and just laugh because what the fuck, and also, WHY did I agree to it
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I put a “🌹” next to my coworkers names in my phone since I work for Rose and now it just looks like I have an abundance of romantic interests
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Got pretty violently rear ended but the guy handled it very well and the cop we dealt with was decent and ya know? If I’m gonna get in a car accident, at least I got to deal w rational and calm and civilized humans (everyone involved is ok!)
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One time I was on a first date with a guy and I couldn’t stop saying “cool beans” because I was v nervous and he YELLED AT ME and I no longer say cool beans w any amount of joy or confidence
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used the bathroom at my therapists office and RIPPED THE DOOR HANDLE OFF, LOCKING MYSELF IN HAHAHAH fixed it tho
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opened a new vape then immediately lost it HAHAH this all coincided w taking the trash out also, so it is long gone. RIP my guy, you were never even ripped
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just got a lecture about why I shouldn’t have drank more than an entire pot of coffee before therspy HAHAHA or apparently ever
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got summoned for jury duty AGAIN. It was cute and charming the first time but now I resent it, like a true blooded American
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Healthy breakfast and coffee ✔️ taxes ✔️ credit score ✔️ scheduled appts ✔️ laundry ✔️ ordered new glasses ✔️ showered ✔️ LETS GO
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