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Idk why we even make vaccines optional. Put that shit in the water. Line up all the toddlers in town and run them through a needle gauntlet. Americans absolutely cannot be trusted with their own healthcare.
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sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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Got his ear pierced and immediately started acting gay
Trump blew a kiss to Hulk Hogan at the GOP convention lmao teapawt.net/airbagged/status/18141…
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me on the groupchat after 8pm
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I am so sorry I cannot stop watching this video. There’s an old boss I wish I could send this too.
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One more time for the kids at the back not paying attention: just because a book is ABOUT something, it doesn’t mean the book is promoting it. Sometimes you can write about something horrible in order to criticise it.
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An 18-Year-old Paul Anka performs ‘Put Your Head on my Shoulders’ on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1959
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[wiping the tears away before i go to dap you up and bring it in for a hug] my fault gang i was listening to smashing pumpkins in the car otw over here
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guys we as a species need to focus all our efforts on making a cigarette that’s good for you. we should be working on this around the clock
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i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it
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At least 80% of Americans live in a vibe desert. They have to drive upwards of 20 minutes to catch a vibe, and many have no idea where their next vibe will come from
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HOW TO SOLVE NUCLEAR WASTE:
1. Collect the spent fuel
2. Put it in an iron container
3. Put that in a copper container
4. Put that in a hole surrounded by clay...
5. ...Deep in stable granite.
Done.
Note: we can store it above ground but this is one failsafe way to bury it.



































