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Joined February 2012
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
Idk why we even make vaccines optional. Put that shit in the water. Line up all the toddlers in town and run them through a needle gauntlet. Americans absolutely cannot be trusted with their own healthcare.
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
Doing this with a pierogi in Lake Erie
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
Got his ear pierced and immediately started acting gay
Trump blew a kiss to Hulk Hogan at the GOP convention lmao teapawt.net/airbagged/status/18141…
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
me on the groupchat after 8pm teapawt.net/TallBart/status/181267…
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
I am so sorry I cannot stop watching this video. There’s an old boss I wish I could send this too.
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
It Looks Just As Cool When You Do it.
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
because we’re here on earth to fart around
It’s crazy to me people still don’t do grocery delivery in 2024. It’s like $5. Minimum wage is a higher dollar per hour.
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
One more time for the kids at the back not paying attention: just because a book is ABOUT something, it doesn’t mean the book is promoting it. Sometimes you can write about something horrible in order to criticise it.
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
They’re doing spider science over on the Sephora Reddit
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
when i play the sims 4 on my macbook
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
An 18-Year-old Paul Anka performs ‘Put Your Head on my Shoulders’ on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1959
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
[wiping the tears away before i go to dap you up and bring it in for a hug] my fault gang i was listening to smashing pumpkins in the car otw over here
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
guys we as a species need to focus all our efforts on making a cigarette that’s good for you. we should be working on this around the clock
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
At least 80% of Americans live in a vibe desert. They have to drive upwards of 20 minutes to catch a vibe, and many have no idea where their next vibe will come from
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
Happy 10th birthday to The Things We Think We’re Missing
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"steven, that damn baby is back"
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MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST retweeted
HOW TO SOLVE NUCLEAR WASTE: 1. Collect the spent fuel 2. Put it in an iron container 3. Put that in a copper container 4. Put that in a hole surrounded by clay... 5. ...Deep in stable granite. Done. Note: we can store it above ground but this is one failsafe way to bury it.
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