motion man

Joined January 2014
my cat hates me and likes when unfortunate things happen to me
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Hes got a couple good points tbh
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it is imperative everyone sees how cozy my cat is
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TikTok is taking the news well
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when the performance is so dogshit you have to ‘celebrate’ the fact timo werner played 75 minutes
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pardon my french but paul marie just got fucked in the ass
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PEEEEEETER YAAAAAAAN
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new jersey mike’s opening up near my house but remembered it’s private equity slop now
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Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival has been a smash hit, says Saber Interactive CEO Matthew Karch in a post on LinkedIn, and it’s the first of a "series" of releases from the studio that will improve its methodology. bit.ly/4yyOTRK
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Coffee. Black. No sugar or cream. Damn. this sucks ass. Add sugar and cream. Wow this still sucks ass. new cup. Choccy milk. Damn. That tastes wonderful. a creamy delight.
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a dolla (dog) make us holla 🌭 it's $1 hot dog night* at @paypalpark next wednesday, october 28 for our match vs colorado 🏟️ *while supplies last | 🎟️ sjearthquakes.com/tickets/
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i just accidentally called my cat rotund and she is currently very angry at me
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yeah we will be there
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EXCLUSIVE: Man City to face HUGE points deduction which will guarantee relegation
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it’s not breaking news or anything but last night really solidified how fucking insufferable nashville sc fans are 🙂
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would you believe me if i told you he has 16 goals on the year
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