*Almost choking to death on the biggest piece of gum youve ever seen* Appllghphhhh. Plllllohppphpb phohlhllmm mmlgpllgllplpppp

If someone called me "Gormless" id be so devistated. I have so many Gorms

Work Drawring - Fish from Space Character is @crab_rare 's

Coffee. Black. No sugar or cream. Damn. this sucks ass. Add sugar and cream. Wow this still sucks ass. new cup. Choccy milk. Damn. That tastes wonderful. a creamy delight.

Work Drawring

Some people have a "Backup" person if they break up with their partner. I have a perfect clone in a vat in my basement that i update weekly with a copy of my girlfriends consciousness. I know its not technically her but if anything happens i can at least pretend.

Can i have your @ @groby

*Throws up 24 raw eggs* Actually can you make that a double quarter pounder im starving

Ive been to three Army Surplus stores and not one nuclear bomb to be found whats the point

This guy was eating his dinner when the CIA came and stuck metal bars through his arms and twisted them until they broke off

They killed him for enjoying a sweet treat - Work Drawring

Work Drawring

Real version you pretentious loser

Triple Drill Head - Work Drawring

My vent art

Getting a Brazillian they thought i was getting waxed i straight up just purchased a human

Posting vent art because my girlfriend made me Steak and Potatoes that was only an 8.5/10 instead of her usual 9

My friend smashed one of these with a cinderblock when he was in the Marines