Royal Windsor & Maidenhead Twitter bot. Obviously this is a parody account
Windsor and Maidenhead.
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Windsor remains busy at this time, we are sorry that we did not have time to round up all the homeless people as we did for the royal wedding.
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Residents of Maidenhead, Taplow, Dedworth, Fifield, Holyport and Slough are reminded that it is not okay to say you are from Windsor when you are away on holiday.
We would like to express our solidarity with Ukraine and our deep sympathies for the people whose lives are being so brutally affected by this conflict, we don't care enough to let people come here but we do care a bit.
#Conservatives
We are expecting two months worth of wind in one day today, please stay inside.
#Weather #StormEunice
Here at RBWM we 100% stand behind Boris Johnson. The Sue Gray report will prove that he did nothing wrong. We should let him carry on with the great job that he is doing.
His vaccine rollout has been amazing, he has single-handedly stopped covid in this country.
#Conservatives
January is hamster attack season in Windsor and Maidenhead. If you are being attacked please write to us at the town hall and we will send help within 28 days.
Rubbish collections change tomorrow.
If your collection day is Monday, weeks 1, 3, 7 or 19, please have your bins out by 6.30am, 9.15am, 12.45 or 7.55am
If your collection day is Tuesday weeks 66, 97, 107 or 4, please have your bins out by 2.30am, 1.15am, 1.45pm or 17.55am.
We are unable to answer calls at present due to incompetence. We are working to resolve this issue as soon as possible.
If you need to apply, pay or report something, please move to an area with a fully functioning council.
During this Conservative lead fuel shortage please do not think about getting on your bike to get around. Look at The Netherlands, they ride bikes all the time but also have legal drugs and a red-light district, this is what will happen to Windsor if you ride a bike.
Please remember that during this (100% nothing to do with brexit) fuel crisis that we have another excuse to cut back on services that you have paid for. We are not announcing anything yet but will do in the near future.
Our anti cycling team have been out and about today putting out the message that cycling will not be tolerated within the Royal Borough. Please drive your car, it is a lot safer and better for the environment probably, also we make money from parking keeping your council tax low.
From Monday 18 October, waste (black bins) will be collected fortnightly. In addition, the council will return to a five-day collection, These changes mean 99% of residents will be moaning on a local Facebook page.
Sherco has informed us that yesterday (Tuesday), 77% of scheduled waste collection routes were completed.
I know this is a parody account and I should make some kind of joke about this but 77%! That is beyond a joke.
We are not doing a bin update today, do you think it is because we have it all sorted and all bins have been collected or that it is so bad we thought best not let the plebs know how bad we are?
We STILL couldn't manage to empty the bins that we should have.
We are hoping that with all the stuff going on in the world you will forget what it was like to have a fully functioning council and waste service.
