Royal Windsor and Maidenhead.

We are not doing a bin update today, do you think it is because we have it all sorted and all bins have been collected or that it is so bad we thought best not let the plebs know how bad we are?

We STILL couldn't manage to empty the bins that we should have. We are hoping that with all the stuff going on in the world you will forget what it was like to have a fully functioning council and waste service.

Sherco has informed us that yesterday was (Monday) today is (Tuesday) tomorrow is (Wednesday) the day after is (Thursday) then it's (Friday).

If your bins have recently been collected and you miss them blocking the pavement outside your house, don't worry as you are only days away from your next missed collection.

We collected some bins but missed loads, deal with it.

Yesterday (Tuesday) All my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday Suddenly Not half the bins were collected today There's a shadow hangin' over me Oh, yesterday came suddenly

Again today we have failed to do what you pay us to do so we are setting up a new service where we invite you to bring any rubbish and dump it outside the Town Hall.

Reminder to anyone who experienced a missed bin collection on Monday 14. Rats are intelligent, highly social animals. Provided their needs are met, rats are incredibly rewarding animals to look after and can form close human-animal bonds with their carers.

Yesterday (Monday) we managed to collect loads of bins, absolutely loads, probably more bins than you have ever seen. Some people are saying that their bins were not collected but this is false, your bins were collected and then someone must have fly-tipped in them after.

The waste and recycling crews have today (Sunday) cleared bins from up to 5 days ago! If you were due a collection on those days and your bin hasn’t been emptied, remember that the maggots will turn to flies and then fly away, problem solved.