Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.

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Buck K · Nov 4, 2026 · 11:51 PM UTC

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Buck K@BUCKLESzNov 4

Replying to @abndesigns

@abndesigns

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Cig After Sio · Nov 4, 2026 · 6:58 AM UTC

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Cig After Sio@PakingPengwinNov 4

Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?

Buzzing Pop

@BuzzingPopNov 4

“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election

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vipin · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:11 AM UTC

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vipin@djfrankkieNov 4

zohran mamdani and abdul el-sayed

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LilChromie · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:48 AM UTC

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LilChromie@BigChromieNov 4

We are turning the white house west to face mecca

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⛧°.⋆jess🦇༻⋆.°☾⛧ · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:50 AM UTC

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⛧°.⋆jess🦇༻⋆.°☾⛧@jessimikuhNov 4

i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe

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averytheshark 🏳️‍⚧️☭⚢⛧♫⃠ · Nov 3, 2026 · 7:48 PM UTC

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averytheshark 🏳️‍⚧️☭⚢⛧♫⃠@averythesh46177Nov 3

Replying to @vogelful

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Image from averytheshark 🏳️‍⚧️☭⚢⛧♫⃠ (@averythesh46177)

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J🦑🌅 · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

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J🦑🌅@SumerianEunuchNov 4

Woke men create Good times Good times create Chud men Chud men create Hard times Hard times create Woke men

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Hamza🗽🌐🏙️💹 · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:42 PM UTC

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Hamza🗽🌐🏙️💹@schitcoinNov 2

You guys are gonna accuse me of hyperbole again, but as a work of art, everything about this song- the lyrics, the chorus, the score, the video- is up there with the greatest works of Rumi / Picasso / Homer. Thousands of years of civilization led up to this exact moment.

tere naina

@nainaverseNov 2

Nothing comes close

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jond. bames jond. · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:17 AM UTC

jond. bames jond.@REOSlowagonNov 3

It took me a bit to process that this wasn't Mumbai-Pune Expressway

갓스텔

@nostalsokeiNov 1

교통체증이 발생하는 이유.. 이래서 막히는거구나 와

cav empty · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:03 PM UTC

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cav empty@cavempty_Nov 1

if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise

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theholyman · Oct 31, 2026 · 11:45 AM UTC

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theholyman@theholyman74862Oct 31

Replying to @Arubbothian

notice what he didnt steal.

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⚭ · Nov 2, 2026 · 1:16 AM UTC

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@lekimgymNov 2

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WholesomeMemes · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:30 PM UTC

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John Arizona · Oct 31, 2026 · 3:12 AM UTC

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John Arizona@TastefulEunuchOct 31

Image from John Arizona (@TastefulEunuch)

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jond. bames jond. · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:31 AM UTC

jond. bames jond.@REOSlowagonNov 1

My fucking ADHD is seasonal wtaf

Yankee · Oct 31, 2026 · 12:09 PM UTC

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Yankee@Be_like_yankeeOct 31

Smoking before a social event sounds like a brilliant idea until somebody asks you a simple question and you start answering like you're defending a PhD thesis.

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