Bass Player
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Hey @flyLAXairport newsflash: That complete disaster you call LAXit which you claim is more efficient than curbside Ride App pickup could not be less clear or efficient. Thanks for making it take 30 min just to get over to the lot and an another 15 to even get in an Uber at 2am!
First there was “Debbie Does Dallas.” Now we’ve got “Stormy Does Dumbass.” 🤦🏻♂️ #60Minutes #StormyDaniels #FuckTrump #Literally
Hey Pharma Bro, I guess that’s Karma bro? 🤷🏻♂️They should give this guy another 7 years for just being an overall garbage person. teapawt.net/guardianus/status/9721…
Martin Shkreli jailed: 'Pharma Bro' sentenced to seven years for fraud trib.al/Wk1IH2c
What an unreal 4th quarter. The @Patriots are heading to another Super Bowl! I don’t really follow football that closely, but the Pats are consistently amazing to watch. It is nerve-racking to watch all these fourth-quarter comebacks they are constantly pulling off however...
Woke up to no heat in the entire building this morning, and it may be out for weeks!? Apparently there was a gas leak last night? What a great way to start another freezing cold week in New York. At least the rent is cheap... 😒 @ConEdison #NoHeat
Wow... If you have to whine to the entire world on Twitter about how stable and what a genius you are, you are 100% proving you are an unstable fucking idiot. You cannot make this shit up folks. 🤦🏻♂️ teapawt.net/realdonaldtrump/status…
Congrats Alabama for not electing a child molesting, homophobic, racist to the US Senate! Let’s not forget though 48.8% did vote for that walking bag of human waste. The sad thing learned here is almost 1/2 the voters in Alabama are stuck in a sick & outdated version of the US.
Fact: When I see a dog in the city I stare it right in the eye and whisper “Hi” while completely ignoring it’s owner.
Haha. What a burn by @JakeTapper! @BillOreilly you may want to just keep your mouth shut from here on out... teapawt.net/jaketapper/status/9207…
"Low" would be sexually harassing staffers and then getting fired for it -- humiliated in front of the world. Now THAT would be low. teapawt.net/billoreilly/status/920…
Been saying it for quite a while now, but honestly... Fuck 2017. This year has been a motherfucking mess with no sign of letting up.
Yesterday I ate 12 tacos in under an hour at @nyctacos… So far this summer is going swimmingly. 🌮
Motherfucker, you are the one "not doing a good job", you manipulative lying hack! #NotMyPresident teapawt.net/cnn/status/86233208846…
President Trump says he fired FBI Director James Comey because “he was not doing a good job” cnn.it/2r07TaD snpy.tv/2q33J3Y
Ryan Gleason retweeted
Gotta great one coming up on our calendar - @thewildhoneypie showcase at @NorthsideFest on 6/9 🐝🐝🐝
To those who saw me dressed as an eggplant check out ”Telemono" from the one and only @BlaireAlise for some answers! youtu.be/nqpkSd6ci2E
Getting excited for Saturday's Earth Day event - "Party For Mother Earth" at @magiccitygpt in… instagram.com/p/BTCpHpwjIeI/ – at Brooklyn, NY
Ryan Gleason retweeted
We were blown away by @i_am_el_mar's @sofarsounds performance last week! #sofarsounds #sofarnyc
Upcoming gigs: virg.in/SofarSounds
Looks like everyone working audio production at The GRAMMYs is getting fired tonight... #GRAMMYs2017 #ShitShow