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Joined February 2013
Kyle Schwarber's home run in the 2015 Wild Card game eventually landed, it did not actually sail into earth's orbit and destroy satellites. teapawt.net/ebelden/status/8084979…
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ZERO years since the Cubs won the NL Central ZERO years since the Cubs won the NL Pennant ZERO years since the Cubs won the World Series
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Baez continues to impress, even in the dugout. teapawt.net/Brookie425/status/7860…
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Your app is still jumping all over the place. Missing whole pitches to show the same one 3 times. Something to add to your shoddy coverage
I see you @CSNChicago #selfproclaimed
Heyward makes catch and Cardinals fan tries taking his glove. Javy to the rescue. #Cubs vine.co/v/5JYHUvxYu1x
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Blues fans now resorting to jabs at @Cubs lack of World Series trophy. Yet this comes up when I google 'Blues cups"
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The Destructor has been chosen.
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@KCCEaglesBasBal welcomes Tyler Bordner @T_Bord3451 to the Eagle family! Excited to see him develop! #EaglePride
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If unsweet tea was a quarterback, it'd be Mark Sanchez. Merica.
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We put a rover on Mars and made color changin' beer cans. It's about time somebody invents a day to stick between Sunday and Monday. Merica.
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Ran outside and titty twistered my Ryan Braun terrorist decoy. Flexed up and yelled,"Do roids, get destroyed. Do you even lift bro? Merica."
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Sick and tired of hearin' Darius Ruckers ruin the Wagon Wheel. That sissyboy prolly has a tattoo of dolphins jumpin' over his butthole.
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For those who haven't seen this pic yet the cup visited a children's hospital today. This is what it's all about
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Just tried to submit our last two goals on PornHub but they still wont accept rape... #2Goals1Cup
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"Gave up two goals in the final 90 seconds of a game to piss away a series? Not so funny now, is it?" - All of Toronto
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Camo makes her clothes fall off. Merica.
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Wayne Gretzky was the last player before Patrick Kane to score a hat trick, clinching a Stanley Cup Final berth. (via @EliasSports)
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