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So, the worst Foreign Secretary in British history is to face off against the worst Health Secretary in British history, having vanquished the worst Education Secretary in British history in the battle to succeed the two worst Prime Ministers in British history.
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And that's Brexit
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I don't approve of the way the alien ripped the crew of the Nostromo to shreds but the heartrending squeals as it was ejected from the airlock were genuinely moving
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Wankers. All of 'em. Being in the history books is all they fucking care about. Cunts. #BrexitShambles
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Meeting at Chequers today:
Theresa May
Boris Johnson
Dominic Raab
Jacob Rees-Mogg
David Davis
Iain Duncan Smith
Damian Green
None of them would make it to the end of a Willy Wonka factory tour.
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Silence from Michael Gove but not from one of his neighbours, who called over to us: "Give him hell, he's a total w*nker."
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Dear England, would you please keep Trump? He's a gross fat old man who chases women, he could be your new Benny Hill.
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Brexiters are like my dog Stan. He spent 15 years chasing neighbour's cats. One day he cornered one and didn't have a clue what to do next. So he sat down and licked his balls. #BrexitShambles
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Hello, is that Sky? This is Theresa. I'd like to cancel my subscription but still receive all your channels. The ball is in your court."
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May's speech is like one of those management aways days where the only thing that gets agreed is that we need to communicate more
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I made the mistake of slagging off U2 in front of Grandmaster Flash. I completely forgot he was close to The Edge.
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For a great taste of local beers & music check out the Beer & Cider Festival this weekend @stivesbrewery #stives #localbeer #stivesmusic teapawt.net/stivesbrewery/status/8…
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Ask today's rappers to name a type of horse. Sure, they'll mention shire or Clydesdale. Or even Shetland pony. But they forgot about dray
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This could be good news for schoolchildren #rdguk getreading.co.uk/news/readin…
