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Joined October 2020
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Mike Winger is a Christian pastor whose intellect, research, zeal for truth, and love of people I deeply respect. A reminder for my fellow Christians:
Anti-semitism is Anti-Christian.
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Love Tank.
It's 1️⃣ day in the city of Houston! Congrats, @Tankdell4 🤘
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2026 World Series champion:
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Technically Brandon Aiyuk has a warrant out for his arrest so he’s a name to watch for the Chiefs WR room
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Happy Tank Dell Day to all who celebrate!
I am proud to proclaim October 29, 2026, as Nathaniel “Tank” Dell Day in Houston! @Tankdell4’s return from injury reflects his grit and perseverance. From @UHCougarFB to @HoustonTexans, we’re proud to have you as one of us. #Houston #NFL #football
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North Carolina’s most mispronounced town names based on Google searches
Tennessee’s most mispronounced town names based on Google searches
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The 2022 Astros had a: 111 team OPS+ vs. 2026 Brewers 105 2.95 rotation ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.61 2.80 bullpen ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.40 106-56 regular season record 11-2 postseason record, WS champs As great as this Brewers team is, it’s ‘22 HOU
This Brewers team is far and away the best team of the 2020s
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Apparently one of the 99 problems is being tone deaf.
18 years ago Jay-Z became the first rapper to headline Glastonbury & trolled Oasis when they said rap had no place there. He came on stage playing their song Wonderwall & then flipped it into 99 Problems and destroyed the stage 😭
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The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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This is so good.
In honor of Ernie Johnson’s retirement announcement, here’s him after Trump was elected: “From one election to the next, I don’t know who’s gonna be in the Oval Office, but I always know who’s on The Throne… I’m a Christian… Scripture tells us to pray for our leaders. I’m gonna pray for Donald Trump.” Ernie is one of the most talented, well-respected, & solid Christian men in sports media. He will be dearly missed after this season. God bless this man for using his platform for Christ 👏
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Fans: "Chiefs need an offensive threat" Veach: "To women?"
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa. There’s a Christian genocide across Africa.
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2027 Draft Prospects Stock Up (Defensively): LB Nick Morris Jr, Duke  EDGE Tyshon Reed Jr, Duke iDL AJ Holmes Jr, Texas Tech  CB Jyaire Hill, Michigan  EDGE Teitum Tuioti, Oregon  CB Zeke Berry, Michigan* SAF Amare Ferrell, Indiana iDL Taylor Burton, Memphis  LB Owen Heinecke, Oklahoma  EDGE Sebastian Cheeks, Wisconsin  SAF Randon Fontenette, Colorado
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Stanford is truly in a class of its own
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Replying to @BobTheBaptist
It's giving Michael Scott without the redeeming qualities
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I have spoken out against anti-Muslim hate in the Michigan Senate race. I will speak out just as loudly when the target is Jewish people. Let me state a little-known fact: ISRAEL GETS LESS THAN 0.1 PERCENT OF THE FEDERAL BUDGET. That’s less than one tenth of a percent! But there is an ad running that tells voters they can’t afford groceries because the United States gives so much money to Israel. In reality, the United States spends money in and on countries all around the world – but this ad singles out the Jewish state. The ad is as dangerous as it is dishonest. You can disagree with how the United States spends money abroad. But telling hungry families that the Jewish state is the reason they are suffering is wrong and shameful. Blaming Jews for people’s problems is an old story. Anybody who has read the last century of history knows where it leads. It is a dark pathway. This ad is anti-Jewish hate and should come down immediately. Abdul El-Sayed should denounce it today.
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“Sodom and Gomorrah” leans real hard on Sodom Everyone refers to Sodom, sodomy is a thing, sodomite, etc etc Gomorrah’s just slowly tiptoeing away like “who’s to say what we did”
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Yes. My team also has an ACC officiating problem.
Does Your Team Have a Discipline Problem? 🏈 Thru Week 8
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“You obviously did” sounds more like an assumption than something she has admitted to doing.
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And it was in fact an assumption but “Wanderer” blocked me because he’s a little B who has to have the last word.
Follow-up to prior tweet. She responded to my friend this morning and he sent her one final text. Unfortunate with how things turned out but if she’s not genuinely attracted, what else can he do?
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