
@endgamesimprov @huntinghelenpod @zendesk. Also a human person. He/him.
San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2010
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I'm gonna go to the bulk foods bins tomorrow, buy all the kinds of dried beans, grind them up and try all the secret coffees none of you losers are ready for. See you in 3019, dorks.
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Cryptids! Snowstorms! Technology failures! This week we're bringing you either an epic troll or a monumental anthropological discovery. 🤷♂❄️ apple.co/3hzniL6
Oh hi self promo time. *ahem* My podcast will be posting weekly episodes for the next 16 weeks!!! Please help me and all the very funny people who guest starred out and tell someone about @huntinghelenpod today!! Thank you for being a friend.
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My improv school she is coming back from the dead
In person classes are returning soon! We are monitoring the situation with covid restrictions and putting new safety procedures in place. We want to do everything we can to help you get back in improv shape as soon as it's safe and legal!
medium.com/endgames/restarti…
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Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
In person classes are returning soon! We are monitoring the situation with covid restrictions and putting new safety procedures in place. We want to do everything we can to help you get back in improv shape as soon as it's safe and legal!
medium.com/endgames/restarti…
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
Come on, guys, Ted Cruz crossed the border seeking a better life for his children
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RETWEET if you ever had a job where you were pressured to come to work when you were sick
Today I saw a squirrel climb a tree with a whole ass persimmon in its mouth. I really need to work harder.
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Opened a bottle of champagne during a matinee of Django Unchained and made mimosas.
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Were I more possessed of any confidence in high school, I would've written a personal hero essay about this guy.
Chef tip: The step in recipes they always leave out is to leave the house, and then come back in so you can go "whoa something smells good in here."
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