
@endgamesimprov @huntinghelenpod @zendesk. Also a human person. He/him.
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Joined September 2010
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Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
Cryptids! Snowstorms! Technology failures! This week we're bringing you either an epic troll or a monumental anthropological discovery. 🤷♂❄️ apple.co/3hzniL6
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
In person classes are returning soon! We are monitoring the situation with covid restrictions and putting new safety procedures in place. We want to do everything we can to help you get back in improv shape as soon as it's safe and legal!
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Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
Come on, guys, Ted Cruz crossed the border seeking a better life for his children
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
RETWEET if you ever had a job where you were pressured to come to work when you were sick
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
why’s it called “real estate” did fake estate used to be a problem. uh oh I bought a house in narnia again :((
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
sorry, but i'm still hung up on how 1/1000 black americans have died due to covid
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
"Actually, 'The Unites States of America' was the name of the country. Its government was the monster."
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
[opening of Dune trailer]
[Arnold Schwarzenegger as Baron Harkonnen]: SPICE to meet you!
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
i tried rapping as a cartoon character for each letter of the alphabet. 😅
alphabet aerobics by blackalicious
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
The @LewistonTribune apologized for running this cartoon by @mluckovichajc, on the grounds that it's insufficiently supportive of law enforcement. So, share it all over the place.
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
It's unlikely that they would have trepanned Trump to "release the demons" on the basis of the Axios interview
diag: choleric pt w/ stress
tx: cold/wet diet, bed rest, bloodletting if no improvement
people please run all medieval medical refs by me before tweeting nonsense
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
If we don't allow people to have guns, how will they stop the government from tyrannical acts like taking away guns and absolutely no other fucking thing whatsoever?
Maximillian 👉🏻💔👈🏻 retweeted
Black ppl have been dehumanized, brutalized, criminalized + terrorized by America for centuries, & are expected to join your commemoration of “independence”, while you enslaved our ancestors. We reject your celebration of white supremacy & look forward to liberation for all. ✊🏾


























