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I am a penguin. There's no one else like me... Except every other penguin that you ever will see... she/her, 18+

Joined October 2008
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he’s a 10 but he’s the chief lieutenant of Morgoth
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EVERYONE FORM A PROTECTION CIRCLE WITH ME RIGHT NOW
An arrow in the elves’ quiver.
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númenor fans the past couple days
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sorry i didn’t text back i was screen testing for james bond
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not to be parasocial but daniel weyman i love you
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the goal of watching movies is so you can make as many References as possible
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i’m ok with it getting dark at 5 pm now bc dark is how movie theaters are and i loooove movies
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When I'm overstimulated at the function but can't unmask yet
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one of the things i love about rings of power is that they show us exactly why elrond is so exasperated in hobbit and lotr. like he has been dealing with This Shit™️ for so long
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Robert Downey Jr. as Reed Richards and Pedro Pascal as Doctor Doom for Halloween.
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if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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pov: you’re the principle at celebrían’s school trying to have a serious conversation with her parents about why she’s threatening other first graders in black speech.
Plot twist: this is not cropped
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[NEWS] The Lord of the Rings: The Rings Of Power Season 3 Official Trailer has hit 10 million views on YouTube #TheRingsOfPower
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He doesn’t yet realize that in three thousand years in this very house, it will be 10:00 in the morning. On October the 24th if you want to know.
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“The Valar believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die.”
why does it look like he’s the host of a historical documentary
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"It's hard to believe I'm walking through the ruins of the first ever city... Because I'm not. That's in Númenor, which is miles away and underwater."
why does it look like he’s the host of a historical documentary
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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We were lucky enough to witness Daniel Weyman wielding Gandalf’s iconic staff!
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