Chaos-bringer of Humiliation and Mockery. Can't tweet from this account right now.

Joined July 2008
I am here to wish a good night to Mike Faist
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⚡️ GIVEAWAY ⚡️ The Critical Role Volstrucker Dice Set is available now! Wicked wizards, it's time to unlock your true potential 🗡️ Giveaway ends 11/2 at noon CT. To Enter: 💚 Like + RT this post This set is available NOW in the Critical Role US, EU and UK Shops!
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If you ever want to experience a healthy obsession, get a cat
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when i finally have a photo where i look good
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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thanks mamdani!!!!!
what is mamdani’s plan to get ryan gosling/dead man’s bones to tour again???
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Dibikin ngakak & geleng-geleng kagum sama iklan dari Thailand ini. Kalau liat beberapa detik awal, nggak nyangka bakal promosiin produk itu 😂 Kreativitasnya memang udah next level!
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Chances of this happening just increased a lot. I hope everyone used this curse strategically
“i hope you die” means nothing. “i hope they revive glee and your favorite song gets covered by mr. schue” ??? deadly. threatening. the chances are slim, but never zero.
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when i send a reel to the groupchat and nobody reacts to it
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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My brain assumed this was Haladriel before realizing this was the official account
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It took me an embarrassing amount of times of seeing this trend to realize people weren't actually getting their costumes stolen. I thought there was an epidemic going on for a moment there.
i hope whoever stole my package was also planning to be mike faist at the 2024 met gala for halloween
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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in the event of an apocalyptic event like nuclear war or zombie outbreak i will use my last remaining strength to write out notes that say things like "i don't feel so good, nobody had better open my safe, the code for which is 6816" and smear yellow paint on things
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😭😭
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What the hell happens in Whalefall
Films that influenced #Whalefall 🐳 View the list on director Brian Duffield’s Letterboxd: boxd.it/XPUiu. Whalefall is in theaters this Friday.
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I can make that happen.
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The energy I'm bringing to the function today:
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Feeling miserable today and almost went dramatic about it on my main socials, but realize that, if anywhere is the place for drama, it's here.
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He's so fed up with the same things we're all fed up with. I love it.
Nicolas Cage says he hasn’t agreed to ‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ despite director Jon Turteltaub saying otherwise. “You got to get these microphones out of these directors' hands… Ben Gates is going after the Epstein files. I'll make that movie.”
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