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Joined February 2011
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Phoebe's outdoor adventure.
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No show tonight, having my appendix removed instead.
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Thanks for the memories.
Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ and ‘X-Men’, star dead at 86 trib.al/1TpP3Rb
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So just in case you're following along, the mostly public face of The Bulwark is endorsing a Muslim Britherhood adjacent proven Anti-Semite. Ok, sure but that's not even the best part of this. He's claiming that the opposing candidate will usher in internment camps, which would be a really uncomfortable fact, if his coworker and podcast partner had not floated someone with an actual Nazi internment camp guard symbol on his chest for President in 2028 prior to that candidate dropping out.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jezebel, a women-focused website that launched in 2007 and became an edgy and often transgressive staple of feminist internet culture, has removed more than 100 articles from its website with racy, inappropriate or controversial words in the headlines. wapo.st/4BBJRHe
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OMG, looks like Phoebe with sideburns. All the best to your kitty.
He's at the specialist now and super quiet cuz he's hungy....
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Hey @hasanthehun, you might wanna talk to your lawyers about a deposition. Gonna be hard to prove reputational harm when you have to answer, under oath, questions about all you've said and done.
Hasan confirms he will probably fundraise soon for his Scott Jennings lawsuit "It's a very costly endeavor..these are very powerful people..this person is quite literally a prominent figure in the media..I don't think you should be able to get away with lying like this" "If I don't put a stop to it, they're gonna continue..if these guys will not hold up ethics in media and journalism..someone has to fight back..completely unacceptable the way that media and entertainment has merged..and people use these platforms to say whatever they want about their political opposition"
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LMAO
Dear Barack Obama Did you really just have the muthafuckin nerve to say Trump got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory? NIGGA PLEASE! Who the fuck are you to talk about taste when you got that nasty ass library fucking up the Chicago landscape? Shit look like Dracula's Castle had sex with the Death Star and threw up a baby. And now you got the nerve to charge Black folks $30 and $23 for children 3-11 to get into that monstrosity of yours?! And all that GRIFT anit being put back into the Black Community. It's going straight to the muthafuckin Obama Foundation to be used for God only knows what. FUCK THAT. Meanwhile Trump is giving the White House a BEAUTIFUL 90,000-square-foot, two-story ballroom that has a 22,000-square-foot banquet hall for visiting dignitaries to have state dinners in comfort and style. It also has first lady offices, a movie theater, and a six-story underground bunker that replaces the Presidential Emergency Operations Center. What your gay muthafuckin ass ever contributed to the White House but racism and a basketball court so people would think you a man. So bytch lose me on all that Trump-hating nonsense yall be spewing 24/7. I'm a STRONG THINKING BLACK WOMAN and I know when I smell BULLSHIT.
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Let's see who I can piss off today.
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Yeah, that's what I said, a 14 year-old should live on their own. The kids had no food, water, shelter, phone, neighbors, a babysitter that checked in on them, electricity, or any other modern convenience. You're an idiot.
A 14yo's judgment varies wildly. One who may have great judgment on a normal day might not in an emergency. Also by your logic, if there's no need for adult supervision, why don't we just start letting kids move out when they're 14?
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What could go wrong with a $40 trillion IOU mostly to ourselves?
Every day lately seems to be a new record for the US national debt. Another $100 billion just added. Not sure whether to laugh or cry at how ridiculous this is getting. And nobody in DC is willing to change course.
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This is great and all but some damage can't be undone. And, frankly, I'm not all that confident in a hospital that's forced into something like this.
Thanks to @KenPaxtonTX, the Texas Children’s Hospital was FORCED to open the nation’s first Detransition Clinic as part of their settlement for illegally abusing, mutilating and sterilizing children. They also have to pay $10 Million in restitution and to cut ties with doctors who mutilated kids. This is a huge win! 🙏 And it’s not lost on me that this happened while Paxton is in a dead heat against a worm who openly supports this kind of child abuse. If you haven’t voted yet, get out and vote. I didn’t vote for Paxton in the primary, but I’d be dammed if I didn’t get out and support him now. God Bless Texas! ❤️☺️
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See what Ana did there? In the original tweet Israel "did" this. When called on her crap, suddenly there aren't places to get treatment.
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What? Ana "I didn't know the fact but spoke about it anyway" Kasparian spread BS propaganda? I'm shocked, I tell ya
Ana ‘temper tantrum’ Kasparian caught lying again. Some “journalist” 😂
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Fun fact, same writer of this article was the writer for the game that tanked the studio.
Don’t Nod, the studio behind the original Life is Strange, is collapsing. The French developer is facing a near-total layoff, up to 85 jobs, which would leave its French teams with only a small number of employees. The studio has struggled with a string of underperforming releases, the most recently the sci-fi adventure Aphelion. Don’t Nod has warned that it may not have enough funding to continue operating beyond January 31, 2027, and has entered a French “safeguard” procedure to restructure its finances.
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Which white Christians? Catholics, Mormons, Protestants, Baptists, Episcopalian, 7th Day... Or you gonna pretend that won't matter to you?
Why can't white Christians have a nation?
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Hypothetically, if the family decided not to give the dog treatment but one of the workers opted to pay for it, should they have let the dog die?
🚨#BREAKING: A family in Georgia is outraged after they paid to have their 4-year-old pug named Cha Cha euthanized... ...and then MONTHS LATER later saw a photo on Facebook of their dog ALIVE AND WELL with a vet from the animal hospital The story is wild. According to the family, Cha Cha the dog got very sick, the vets told them it was organ failure and diabetic ketoacidosis... so the family decided euthanisia was the best course of action. The family said goodbye in March, paid the bill, and went home grieving. But according to the family, someone at that hospital was very attached to Cha Cha, because a worker took her home instead. Months later, Rebecca (the owner of Cha Cha) was scrolling Facebook and saw a photo. Her words: “I knew scrolling like that’s my dog.” Even more wild...the vet's husband confirmed it, his wife not only had Cha Cha, but he says the pug was in GOOD HEALTH. The dog they were told was dying was actually ALIVE and DOING WELL. But it gets worse. When the family went to the hospital, managers DENIED IT, Rebecca says they got a LAWYER and won’t talk about it. Then, the family believes, the hospital put Cha Cha down to hide what happened. Rebecca’s words: “The fact that they put a healthy dog down. That’s just sick.” And this is NOT the first time. Earlier this year, another family said their cat Annie was supposed to be euthanized at the SAME hospital, and a worker took her home too. The hospital admitted it “fell short” that time. And Annie? She was put down too. So twice now, a dog or cat has been alive and cared for after the family said goodbye. ...this is beyond insane
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That awkward moment when you have to stop your wife from telling you that your mistress looks like your children. I can't stop watching these clips.
Hila claims Tamara looks like their kids Ethan klein looks so terrified
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The dumbest take on the Second Amendment I've ever heard…
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