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The Caffeinated One

@RatchetKeyblade

Level-1 healer. PGY-am I doing this. Even at the best of times I'm out of my mind. A ronin wandering the wasteland of medicine. The Great Clown Pagliacci. AuDHD

Joined November 2021
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Voters chose this chaos. (@astutelygarish) profile picture
Voters chose this chaos.
@astutelygarishNov 3
*GOP cuts the legs from Voting Rights Act and essentially destroy majority Black districts across the South* Black voters in 2026 midterms: – at Metairie, LA
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The Political HQ (@ThePoliticalHQ) profile pictureThe Political HQ
@ThePoliticalHQNov 3
The South has seen insane Black turnout in early voting, and it doesn’t seem like that’s slowing down, at least in Mississippi. Long lines are being reported in heavily Black precincts.
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staid@staidindoorsNov 4
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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My Friend Don@TheDonSteinSep 11
The grief this year seems heavier. That pre-9/11 world is not only lost forever, it has been replaced with something cruel, more resentful, more calloused. Our leaders have not restored trust at home nor abroad. How little we learn.
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hex: bottom@hex_bottomJul 27
girl i was cracking called me daddy, and i lowk got soft, then she grabbed my throat and called me a bitch, immediately locked in
alxndr (@alexaldente) profile picturealxndr@alexaldenteJul 26
Said good girl to a guy I was fucking instead of good boy and he moaned louder
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Me liking and retweeting every meme about Lindsey Graham's death
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BUILD MORE HOUSING! (@Dartagan_Llore) profile picture
BUILD MORE HOUSING!
@Dartagan_LloreJul 12
Lindsey Graham said that Joe Biden would be dead by the end of the year. Joe Biden eating breakfast this morning:
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USJul 12
Lindsey Graham died after experiencing chest pain at his Washington, D.C., residence and later going into cardiac arrest after returning from Ukraine. — WaPo/BNO
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Catherine@CatherineRose28Jul 6
The second they come back.
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@PlayStationJul 1
Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - play.st/4v86Wg3 News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - play.st/4vEN9FX
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Sony has neither the customer support or account security to support an all digital ecosystem. gamingbible.com/news/platform/…
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Durag al Gaib
@TheDuragGeneralJun 17
F-H cups can say the sky is clementine orange and imma just nod my head and fight anyone who disagrees with them
kitten (@Misskittennnn) profile picturekitten
@MisskittennnnJun 17
Women with big boobs are always right
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penny@xXMeatGodXxJun 15
are you wiping what im shitting?
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Oath@oathjpgJun 9
KH4 on a random Tuesday at the Nintendo Direct
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𝓐 ⭑ (@ayojoestar) profile picture
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@ayojoestarMay 31
Drinking an iced coffee with ADHD is a literal game of neurological roulette. Am I going to get a sudden burst of executive function and conquer my entire to-do list, or is my brain going to treat this shot of espresso like a high-dose melatonin and drop me into a deep, unprompted 3-hour afternoon nap? There is absolutely no middle ground.
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Tekiko@TekikooarkMay 5
Lobotomy is making a comeback.
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Corn ✧⍣ (@cornski) profile picture
Corn ✧⍣
@cornskiMay 4
1 hour shipping is actualy insane jeff bezos goin to heaven and hell
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The Caffeinated One@RatchetKeybladeMay 2
Holding onto her halo in one hand and holding her purse like a football in my arm while she goes to do unto others what they have done unto me (I asked for ketchup on the side but was too scared to speak out when they forgot it)
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNMay 4
The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.
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Princess Ally♡
@iPrincessAllyApr 13
he got a full time job at the yearning factory
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Grumpypasta@lilbitin10sApr 3
they only wont you for your hit tweets
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Grumpypasta@lilbitin10sFeb 22
sweet dreams are mac and cheese
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Grumpypasta@lilbitin10sFeb 10
heavy is the butt that holds the fart
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@heavensbvnnyFeb 2
The hardest part of coming out of a anxiety/depression fog is coming back into reality. While you feel better you’re instantly faced with the people and tasks you’ve neglected. No one talks about the guilt that comes along with that.
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