Ray Greyfox retweeted
June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church.
By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit.
His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two.
Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe.
On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications.
Then he was captured.
Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle.
The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper.
Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another.
He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured.
In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets.
When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade.
It worked.
He asked to join them. And they said yes.
For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion.
Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded.
He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow.
When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was.
He made it home to Michigan in April 1945.
In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral.
Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries.
And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
Ray Greyfox retweeted
Jim thought he had seen some combat in his life, but that was before he squared off with someone’s feisty three-foot tall grandma on Card Sharks.
Move over @cosmothecougar, we’ve found BYU’s new mascot/donor the Charmin Soft Bear! @PatMcAfeeShow
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Ray Greyfox retweeted
Everybody on earth understands why Pat Mcafee is so obnoxious & universally disliked.
Except Pat Mcafee
Bless his heart
🚨🚨WOW🚨🚨
PAT MCAFEE IS FURIOUS WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF UTAH.
McAfee went OFF on his show today, saying he has NEVER felt more uncomfortable after the university’s official Instagram account posted a video of students mocking him, calling him “corny” and “creepy” before College GameDay.
McAfee was also PISSED after a student complained that his $1 MILLION kicking challenge was less than the $3 million offered at BYU the previous week. The student then MISSED the kick.
“I hate this place. I hate this place.”
McAfee even referenced the deadly shooting at nearby Utah Valley University while explaining why the university’s post made him feel unsafe and uncomfortable.
“I did not enjoy the University of Utah.”
He says he hopes to NEVER return to the school.
HOLY SMOKES.
😳
Ray Greyfox retweeted
🙏🏼😢🎶 Godspeed to King Cool.
RIP
#DonnieIris 🎸
Ray Greyfox retweeted
I’m biased. I think you’re an idiot already just because you have voL in your name. So here, let @JoshPateCFB explain why you’re a dummy for evoking the “Vegas” excuses and conspiracy
Ray Greyfox retweeted
Replying to @awfulannouncing
Could barely hear the broadcast over all the rioting 🤷
Its so hard to watch this game in Paris with the fans n players in sooo much danger
🙄🙄
#alarmists
Ray Greyfox retweeted
I have a lot of opinions. I’m not always right.
I say this with certainty and every fiber of my being … Jason Kelce is not an announcer. Get him out of the booth.
We are over saturated with Kelces and McAfees. We deserve better.
Ray Greyfox retweeted
CHEERS: The Celtics are selling sneaker beers at TD Garden 👟🍺
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Ray Greyfox retweeted
While at Texas, Steve McMichael filled in at kicker and went 8/10 on extra points and 2/3 on field goals. Then he won a Super Bowl, joined the Four Horsemen, got ejected from Wrigley Field by Angel Hernandez for calling him blind, and made the Hall of Fame. That’s a career.
I cant wait for the nfl is rigged folks tomorrow. Oh...but wait...i thought the Bears were the public play 🙄🙄🤨 gtfoh.























