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Dead men tell no tales, but the living have none worth hearing. CoHost of G-Check with @NateTweetsGood Ghost host of Biting The Bullet

Joined February 2019
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Shout outs to Fallout for allowing Kyle MacLachlan to brew himself a damn fine cup of coffee in the new episode
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DAWG
Streets are saying this spirit that Dick saw in episode 8 could have possibly been John Coffey from The Green Mile.
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Replying to @MetsMissy
Nah I'm very blessed to be able to say that women are very honest with me 🤔
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Sick af, no stream tonight 😢
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Replying to @sircalebhammer
What does she think it is? A 2004 Toyota Tacoma?
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Shid a nigga like me is getting a Pepsi
Coca-Cola designed a bottle you can't open alone. Encouraging you to meet someone new.
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A new episode in which we complain about Star Wars for 30 minutes before ever even addressing the film in question. Enjoy! open.spotify.com/episode/72u…
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I've for a new episode scheduled for Monday. Im gonna make you all read subtitles again lmaoooo
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Replying to @NOTduffnobeer
I got no swagger either don’t forgot that part
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i drove for over an hour looking for them in places people said they were seeing them, didnt see any, came home to dirty water on my kitchen floor from my dishwasher? fuck youuu
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Replying to @RealDuncanWayne
Grunstat
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👀👀👀
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I woke up to snow and 50 year mortgages .. Im going back to bed
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Dont you understand that the only thing I care about right now is Mass Effect? Why are you talking to me about things that are not Mass Effect?
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Anyways, please take a look at my newborn son and his ramen. His name is Grunt and he is tankborn.
I need to go home immediately, the most important thing Ive ever bought is waiting for me
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Replying to @ChloeBailey
Have you ever seen Neon Genesis Evangelion
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So is Grunt gonna come over to my apartment in the Citadel DLC in ME3 or should I just kill myself?
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Liara to me after blowing me off in ME2 “uh sorry” Get it? Asari! Yeah Ill see myself out
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Ive blocked everyone who attended my banquet so if you are seeing this, that means you did not attend. The Reapers will be on their way to harvest you shortly.
Ive blocked everyone who isn’t invited to my banquet. If youre reading this, I look forward to seeing you tomorrow evening where we will dine on the Normandy. Rupert is preparing a fine meal. Dr. Chakwas is bringing Brandy for all. And Wrex will eat one of you at midnight
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*me sliding into the DM* Everyone else at D&D:
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