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I started Zomato with a spirit of service. Blinkit Ambulance is what that spirit of service looks like today. In the last 2 years, we have served ~20,000 emergency cases (~42,000 cases in total). We haven't charged a single rupee for any of them. And we want to keep it that way. With everything free, a growing share of bookings are for routine checkups, hospital visits and hospital-to-home transfers, trips that an Uber or private transport could have handled just as easily. Every such booking keeps a fully equipped emergency ambulance with paramedics off the road when someone's life may depend on it. So we are making a change from now onwards: Emergency transfers – free, as always. Non-emergency transfers – ₹2,500, charged after the trip. Broadly in line with what private ambulances charge. This money goes to Eternal Foundation, which runs these ambulances and will help us scale them even further. We hope that this charge will dramatically drop the usage of our Ambulances for non-emergency cases. 10-minute ambulances have saved and can save thousands of lives, and we need to keep them available for emergencies that need them the most. One more thing. Scaling high quality ambulances is hard. The biggest bottleneck is trained, empathic paramedics. Our training academy is scaling as fast as we can without compromising on quality, and @albinder and team are committed to bringing Blinkit Ambulance to all major cities in India in the next 2-4 years. Stay well, and I pray you don't need us. @sparsh_sehgal – I wish your grandma a speedy recovery, and I am so glad we were able to be there on time.

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SBI: CMP: 546 SBI IPO price: 755 SBI cards reports PAT up 75% YoY Sept 2026: 778cr, NPA: 0.77% Sept 2025: 445cr, NPA: 1.29% Looks like SBI has started using its huge customer database & getting hold of customers who are spending as well as paying their card bill regularly.. We can buy SBI cards below IPO price: Finance will always grow faster than GDP SBI Cards FILL IT... SHUT IT... FORGET IT

Cockroach Janta Party has given a ‘Tiranga Lehrao’ call at Connaught Place today. Delhi Police has made massive security arrangements. So long as the CJP was fighting for the cause of students, it had some base. At least on internet, it had garnered support. But this party does not have workers on the ground level. To mobilize protesters, CJP is now dependent on Communist outfits like AISA, SFI and AISF. These leftist organisations have come out in full force with the Congress too. Show more CJP will find it difficult to mobilize support for its Tiranga protest this time. The objective of Delhi Police is quite clear. It has refused to give permission and anybody joining the protest will be stopped. Police will not allow gathering of people in public places in the name of tricolour flag.

Sourav Dass and Ashutosh Ranka have been detained again today from Jantar Mantar. Reminded me of this

No one is claiming credit for doing the bare minimum of helping people. Please don’t turn this into a political debate about who is helping whom, especially when CJP is barely five months old and is already doing so much on the ground. When it comes to legal support during detentions, much of the help comes from independent lawyers who are actively present on the ground. These are people I have known for a long time, and they have always stepped up when needed. Their contribution, especially during protests, cannot be overlooked or taken away. They are the unsung heroes, and I have always been, and will always remain, grateful to them. As for CJP, more and more lawyers are volunteering their time and coming forward to be part of the team. It will take time to streamline things, but progress is happening. A heartfelt thank you to all the independent lawyers in Delhi who continue to show up and help - not just CJP, but others who need support on the ground. Their work deserves recognition, gratitude, and respect. ✊🏼

I found workaround to this meance. Call mom and dad to Mumbai when doing the rental agreement. Both thier faces show up in the rental agreement. Tell owner see I'll live alone and they can come for agreement so you're safe. Most owners agrees as they want rent and not the society natak etc. So parents come and stay for a week. If society secretary comes to tell you living bachelor I throw the agreement on his face. When asked why they not living I tell they're retired and have gone on world tour or living as they will. That's all and no questions asked 😂

TOTALITY. Castrojeriz, Burgos, Spain minutes ago.

Employment is the most important issue in the country. Because employees are exploited by the employers. We agree. How can we remove employment? By having wealth distribution like the government employment schemes where people don't have to work for a living, people elect the government, the government selects the people to fill its offices. The former doesn't have to work, neither does the latter. Both are both the employer and the employee. Everybody's happy. We take all the private wealth and redistribute equally among the Aadhar card holders. I want a plot in Pachmarhi. You live next door to me. We will smoke up all day under the mahua tree in Arundhati Roy's compound. If you like the plan, come to Jantar Mantar at 2 pm. If you are coming via Sarai Kale Khan, don't forget to pick up the stuff. We can smoke up and have yummy South Indian food at the Malayali dosa outlet. Then we smoke up again because it's too cold right now. Waise, the best time to protest, no? Inki laabh Zindabad. ~ Soma Roy Muthhakal, 01.01.26

> be indian > log on > mock americans for being dumb af > mock them harder for electing a clown > feel morally superior > do the exact same thing > in your own capital > curse china and pakistan for border disputes > curse immigration for holding people hostage with zero info > domestic flight delayed 4 hours > again > probably the 100th delay today > pilot says “weather” > weather is just vibes > try to find a job > give 100 interviews > HR: “great culture fit” > HR: “we’ll get back to you” > rejection email arrives before you remove tie > finally get selected > salary so low family maid mogs you > relocation mandatory > 1000km away > called an “opportunity” so you can’t complain > romanticize life in the capital > imagine opportunities > imagine nightlife > imagine growth > imagine happiness > imagination peaks here > arrive > lungs immediately submit resignation > AQI asks why you are alive > traffic moves slower than policy reform > rent costs kidney > EMI on other kidney > landlord charges bachelor premium > try to enjoy weekends > decorate for festival > religious gangs spawn > decorations destroyed > festival wrong religion.exe > police watching like it’s Netflix > walk outside with a girl > unemployed singles detect happiness > rage meter fills > get beaten up > doesn’t matter if she’s your sister > unemployed + angry > basic logic > rush home > roads look like moon surface > potholes have lore > avoid certain cars > everyone drives like it’s GTA Online > spend 2 hours travelling 5km > achievement unlocked: urban survival > reach home > turn on TV to relax > debate: temple or mosque > season 14 > episode 600 > still no ending > audience still screaming > open memes to cope > learn another rapist got bail > reason: money > justice.exe has stopped responding > retry? no > scroll real estate listings > dream of owning a house > learn top 2 billionaires leased land for ₹10/year > economy explained in one screenshot > laugh > cry > dissociate > phone rings > manager calling > wants work done on holiday > unpaid > urgent > says “we are a family” > you are the unpaid intern cousin > stare at ceiling > brain opens immigration tab > body stuck loading > sleep > repeat > mock americans again > cycle continues

Why has global growth in 2025 held up better than expected? The IMF's projected global growth for 2025 is identical to what was projected a year ago for 2025 before record high tariffs and uncertainty. Four factors are behind this resilience: 1. Actual tariff rates (12%) lower than announced rates (18%) 2. AI investment boom 3. Wealth increases driving consumption (also thanks to AI) 4. Government spending more generous There are important exceptions, like Canada, were growth is projected at around half of what it would have been.

BREAKING: American Wonders Why Europe Is Beautiful Despite Not Being Entirely Owned by One Silicon Valley Megacorp Economists were stunned today when an American tourist demanded to know how Europe can offer world class vacations even though its largest company is only a fraction of the size of NVIDIA. Experts explained that Europe’s ancient cities, rich culture and functioning healthcare system appear to operate on a bizarre, mysterious principle known as “not everything has to be a trillion dollar monopoly.” Researchers also noted that European beaches, museums and food continue to attract millions of visitors every year despite the continent’s shocking failure to launch a graphics card company that can melt a data center. When asked for comment, one European replied: “Our buildings have stood for a thousand years. NVIDIA has existed for about five minutes. Relax.”

Every company listed below has suspicious revenue recognition. The actual chart with ALL the give-and-take deals would be unreadable. The future will regard this a picture of fraud, not a flywheel. True end demand is ridiculously small. Almost all customers are funded by their dealers. If you can name OpenAI's auditor in 1 hour you win some pride.