Just me.

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Joined November 2021
Let me transport you to heaven
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We need to talk more about what Gen X and older millennials have been through financially. They survived the 2008 recession, spent years rebuilding, got hit by a pandemic, and then watched housing, groceries, insurance, and everyday expenses become increasingly unaffordable. Now it’s 2026, and people in their 40s and 50s are trying to save for retirement while still catching up on financial milestones they expected to reach a decade ago. At some point, we have to acknowledge that an entire generation has spent much of its adult life recovering from one economic crisis after another.
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My bodies comin back. Good luck
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Replying to @LEGENDBANKS
That's not love, that's categorization. You decide what box to put her in fast, but love? Love takes time.
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I love women who decided their life was going to be beautiful and then just went and made it that way.
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can i come over and thicken the plot
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My favorite thing about camping is when I don't go and have running water and electricity instead.
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(whispering) i think the normal people are onto us
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a little autumn in my coffee.
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I adopted an angel 😍 #Salem #LastChanceRanch
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Remember when late night twitter was fun..
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Time travelled last night. No big deal.
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Bought my Ozempic from Temu and now my bones are magnetic.
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The scrambled eggs at a hotel breakfast are 19% water, and they're dyed. A lot of hotels and cafeterias pour them from a carton of Papetti's Breakfast Blend. The spec sheet reads whole eggs, 19% water, then under 2% of salt, xanthan gum, citric acid, annatto color and natural butter flavor. Papetti's is part of Michael Foods, one of the biggest egg processors in the country. Every ingredient has a job on a steam table. Xanthan gum holds the added water in the egg so it doesn't weep into the pan. Citric acid keeps the eggs from turning gray or green under a heat lamp. Annatto puts back the yolk color the water washed out. The butter flavor is there because nobody is going to add butter. The carton keeps for 98 days in the cooler. The plain version from the same company is whole eggs, whey, skim milk, xanthan and citric acid, with almost no added water and half the sodium.
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JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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"I don't always bark, but when I do, it's in the middle of the night for no reason" 📸: Benji, owner of @queenofaerobics
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can i come over and ask your dog which one of us is the problem
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If you spend too much time with me, I will make you believe in magic.
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A large bumblebee just flew by and it felt like he was saying hi
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