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Joined March 2024
Trump says Abdul El-Sayed would be the only senator who'd have to go through a metal detector to get into the U.S. Senate.
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James Carville just admitted the Democrat plan on CNN. Pick five bills Trump won't sign and "do everything you can to embarrass him." That's it. Not your grocery bill. Not your safety. Stunts. Veto every one, Mr. President.
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Iran's mullahs chant death to America. Believe them.
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This is the best article of why Lula was able to turn it around. Populist FDR style ā€œNew Dealā€ policies in the country, the people of Brazil appreciate. This is the antidote to the right wing populism, oligarch/fascist fkry, consolidation of wealth and power, and use of hatred scapegoating the politically weak and marginalized people. This is to fascism what garlic is to vampires. FDR knew it and used it to beat back the rise of the Fascist NAZI movement in the USA in the 30s. It’s time for a New, New Deal. aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/…
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LMAO!! Shawn dropping another banger!! šŸ˜Ž
TRUMP LIKES BIG BUTTS! (and he cannot lie)
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Country Boy’s Tesla. šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ™ŒšŸ»
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You can’t make this stuff up. Gavin Newsom in June: we need ā€œa true minimum tax on billionaires.ā€ Gavin Newsom now: against California’s billionaire tax on the ballot. His worry? The rich would just pack up and leave. Buddy, we’ve been telling you that for years. Texas says hi.
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A coward is an understatement!
John Thune is a coward. We need to keep the Senate, then replace him immediately! Otherwise Trump's agenda dies the same way it dies with Schumer in the chair.
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Hey @Grok, what is one American tradition we should never allow to disappear?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk1h
What are most important things to improve about Grok @Bot? Btw, make sure you’ve tried Bot recently, as over 100 features & fixes are released every week!
Grok Bot leaves Meta Muse in the dust. It's not even close!! šŸš€ Grok Bot features Muse doesn't match: • Tag @bot on X and it handles your X DMs • Connects to your iPhone, Alarms included • Coinbase, Robinhood and eToro built in • Apps for Windows, Linux, Mac, iOS and Android • A crew of bots that work together
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Talarico quotes scripture. Democrats quote their platform. Funny how the two never seem to clash.
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Anyone else notice that it's always a democrat getting arrested for voter fraud?
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🚨 KAMALA INC: Panelists say Kamala Harris is not building a campaign. She’s building a BUSINESS. Future book. Future influencer gigs. Future speech tour. Keep ā€œI might runā€ floating so Kamala Harris Inc. stays hot. Democrats have almost ZERO enthusiasm. Their top names are stuck in the lower double digits, and people already know who she is. She has the biggest platform and still can’t articulate five points on healthcare, Iran, or anything voters actually need solved. All they do is say Trump bad and ā€œend the war.ā€ No plan. No details. No leader. That’s why she lost. And why she still can’t lead.
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🚨 WORD SALAD: Kamala Harris went to New Hampshire for a reproductive event and somehow landed on talking to an 8-year-old with a ā€œtwinkle.ā€ That’s not a message. That’s a meandering ego trip. Kayleigh McEnany said it out loud: in a year that should be great for Democrats, she’s making it about HERSELF. Book deals. Talk shows. Kamala Inc. Martha said her foreign policy team used to complain she didn’t even read the briefings. Still feels ad-libbed. Still no five points. Still no plan. Name ID can’t save empty speeches. Democrats have a leadership problem, and she is Exhibit A.
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Freedom isn't handed down by government. It's guarded by citizens who refuse to give it up.
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🚨 NO FREE SPEECH in the UK, conservative activist Thomas Moffitt was hauled away by police on camera for talking about a slur for Pakistanis. He says someone asked what he thought about ā€œthe P-word,ā€ he answered ā€œyou can say it,ā€ and that he never even directed the word at anyone. Cops still marched him out. The crowd cheered. Britain has no free speech left. If Democrats take power here, this is the future they want for America. Words as crimes. Cops as speech police. VOTE like the First Amendment depends on it. Because it does.
Thomas Moffitt, a conservative activist, was reportedly arrested in the UK for saying "Paki" instead of "Pakistani" No, this isn't a joke. The UK has no free speech. If Democrats win, this is what the U.S. will look like
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk1h
Soon Moon
I took about 50,000 photos through a 14" telescope last night to produce this: A hyper-detailed photo of the full moon. The fidelity of the photo was great enough to allow me to greatly enhance the color, revealing a hidden world of geological diversity.
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Here we go again... An Obama appointed judge just ruled Trump's DOJ couldn't fire Maurene Comey, James Comey's daughter. Retroactive reinstatement. Back pay. So the President runs the executive branch but can't fire a prosecutor in it? Take this one straight to the Supreme Court.
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🚨8 days left and Collins DOWN 58–42 in Maine… Same thing they did in 2020. She won by 8!
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NEW: America reiterates its right and privilege to obliterate these ā€œactivitiesā€ at any moment! šŸ˜Ž
Open Source Intel
@Osint61356m
NEW: Iran reiterates its right to have ā€œpeacefulā€ nuclear activities
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