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@ReturnofSheezus

washed up micro-niche twitter celebrity

Joined November 2022
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I think I fuck with Taylor swift so heavily because I l, too, have never been able to get over anything that’s happened to me, ever
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Ghosts of Jonestown
🇺🇲Farmer A🇺🇲 (@FarmerAinVA) profile picture🇺🇲Farmer A🇺🇲@FarmerAinVAOct 31
I guess my “ghosts in a blanket” get very uhhh tired in the oven 🤦‍♀️😂
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Shit my kid sends me when I’m already overstimulated
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I showed this to Mason and he was like “I’m famous!” And I’m like babe you’ve been famous since before you were born you don’t even know lmao
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Why is masons text blowing up, this should have never made it outside my little corner of social media lmao
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Degen CPA
@drewventoOct 31
Yelling ACAB at the 3-year-old in a cop costume out walking with his family
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Idk and please don’t make me defend a man but you seem like the problem too lmao
aspen ✨ (@aspenn_colorado) profile pictureaspen ✨
@aspenn_coloradoOct 28
i redownloaded hinge yesterday and honestly just kill me at this point
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She needs to tell her husband to leave the children alone
Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) profile pictureNick Sortor
@nicksortorOct 25
🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ
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Last night was one of the most traumatic nights of my life and it is really hitting me hard how alone I am because I have no one to talk to besides my best friend who was also involved but she’s traumatized more and I have to support her through it first
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Why are so many republican politicians scared they’ll go to jail if Dems win midterms? Were they breaking the law this whole time or something?
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Benita is like a 10/10 on the hot/crazy scale
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🖤@deba2dxrOct 23
I know this is gonna ruffle a lot of feathers, but having an abortion when you're not ready for children is one of the most responsible, least cruel choices you can make.
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This but 3/4 of it is sweet potato casserole
Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) profile pictureLuis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 24
“why are you so quiet, what’s on your mind?” me:
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Wait I kinda like Erika and the sailboat guy together I hope this works out
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Kuba Swift@kubaswiftOct 24
But so far, no sign of Blondie #20YearsOfTaylorSwift
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John with MS is a closeted bisexual and you can’t convince me otherwise
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Baseball coach as a full time job is a huge red flag
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Okay wait this guy is a swiftie let me quit talking shit about his cornhole job
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Finally starting the new season of love is blind and all of these guys careers are just a huge turn off for me. What do you mean you own a cornhole entertainment company
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They work harder than you I guess
ИODAWOLF (@NODAWOLF) profile pictureИODAWOLF
@NODAWOLFOct 24
How are Uzbeks buying $800,000 homes with cash in Maineville, Ohio?
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Well I don’t live in Louisville so yeah, probably not
local producer (@trappalachian2) profile picturelocal producer@trappalachian2Oct 24
Replying to @ReturnofSheezus
Not louisville’s brightest mind are you
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