Just a reminder that every time you react with that Billy the Puppet character, Laura Loomer (notice that I didn't tag her.) you're putting cash in her pocket. Her whole goal is to piss you off. Make you mad enough to say something. You can post a screenshot and she doesn't make a penny. But reply, like or give a thumbs down and you are paying her to be a cunt. Please don't do it.

The best tasting chicken nuggets on the planet come from McDonald's. I'm not talking quality. I'm talking taste and I'm taking the dipping sauces into consideration. You can voice your opinion, but this is not open for discussion. 🙃

@HeatherThomasAF @LucifersTweetz

What in the fuck could they possibly be talking about?

I really, really hate any video that has that Muttley the dog laugh track on top of it.

When I catch a buzz by drinking beer, I find the world spins a little and I get depressed. When I catch a buzz with whiskey, I get extremely good looking and quite witty.

Oh, if I could only convince everyone to not pay attention to any polls or anything that anyone tells you. If you're being told that Talarico is running away with the votes you might think there's no reason for you to show up. Believe me there is. The Talarico/Paxton race is going to be close. Remember, we're dealing with the Republicans. Not the most honest people in the world. And not to mention that the richest man in the world is trying to buy a senator. A senator who is known for being corrupt. Remember when you were positive that Kamala would be president? You saw the stadiums packed and you felt the excitement? Yeah, it's like that again. There's only one way we have any chance to unfuck Texas and that's to vote. Please. Our children need you. We don't want a single one of them to be hungry or unable to get a good education and medical care. I'll get off my soapbox now. But I can't help myself. I'll be back soon.

My wife has begun working on my Halloween costume.