If @leolaporte is still on Twitter I’d like to wish him a Happy Birthday. If he’s not I’d like to wish him a Happy Birthday and applaud his choice.

Correction @MariahCarey, technically @OliveOlson is the #queenofchristmas

It may sound crazy. Maybe not. But I quite enjoy @stephenfry a lot. Both his performances and also his personal appearances. He seems like a great guy to know.

I’m more than confident @LiamHemsworth has the chops. The challenge is getting Witcher fans to open their minds to the idea. That’s going to be a battle worthy of a Witcher.

What movie poster is this?

Happy Birthday to @RobBenedict. He can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.

Why does George W Bush have a @MasterClass ? They took down Kevin Spacey’s and Dustin Hoffman’s and now introduce a new class by a war criminal.

Apple came out with a new iPhone with better battery life, a better camera, security features and a bunch of other stuff I can’t remember. But it won’t fit the case from your current phone. (Feel free to retweet this every 6 months)

Catching up on some HBO docs and have become obsessed with @TheVowHBO @markvicente #BonniePiesse @nippyames and my interview friend @sarahjedmondson were so brave in taking down that madman. #NXIVM

I’m identifying so much with what @PhilTippett says about his anxiety and what he’s learned about his own mind in S1:E3 of #LightAndMagic. I feel like I know this guy. I think I’ve known him all my life.

This week on “Is It Really Real …or What?” we have an alleged @DougJones signature:

Rot in prison then burn in Hell, you bastard monster f*ckhead!! signed, Canada.

This planet sucks now. Thanks, rich people.

Sweating is overrated.

I just came here to wish @leearenberg a happy birthday. Hope it was a great one, Lee.