My pronouns are, I have a vagina. Conservative before republican. Oklahoma girl. https://xitter.cf/t.co/WpBwMirRaP

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Joined October 2012
I'd rather be real and make you hate me then be fake just so you'll love me.
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Admit it... You鈥檝e yelled "STAY!" at an inanimate object that keeps falling over... as if it's going to listen to you
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I have really been slacking with my sexual innuendo type posts but I'm really lacking in the inspiration department.
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You followed me. My notifications told me so. I went to your page to rt and follow you. Just to find that you un-followed me. I must not have followed you back fast enough. Your loss, not mine.
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Does anybody know why silverware just seems to disappear? I do not understand this
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Everyone: what's Oklahoma weather like? Me: well, in a 72 hour span, we get 2 inches of rain, 1/4 inch of ice, 6 inches of snow and a chance of severe weather with hail and flooding downpours. Throw in a tornado and earthquake and you have the bingo of the year.
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To buy a book shop in Scotland. Or not to buy a book shop in Scotland. That is the existential question that鈥檒l keep me up for the next 3 nights.
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This place smells like weed. Oh, it's me.
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If the world is ending I'm going to start doing heroin and sugar.
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Using my wit and charm to destabilise the region.
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Your reminder to stop fighting for what hurts you
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Went to the local Walmart, in hopes of finding a ruthless mf'er. I only found some toothless mf'ers.
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Happy Birthday Guardian 馃拫馃拫馃拫馃拫 I hope you've had the best day. @steveffootball
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Your life doesn't have to make sense to people who have never had to live it.
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Took a cookie class today. This is my finished set.
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My Halloween cookie set. The bat needs some help 馃槀
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Happy Sunday 馃拫
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Don't let the time you've already invested in something convince you to keep investing in something that's no longer right for you.
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When it comes to a protagonist the phrase or term "Overpowered" is so wrong to me. In my opinion, a Hero can never be too strong.
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If you don't get jealous when somebody else talks about them are they really your crush...
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My granddaughter just sent me a message. She called me her bestest. Yeah I鈥檓 smiling
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