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come closer, baby. my arms are tired of imagining you when they could be holding you instead.
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Admit it...
You鈥檝e yelled "STAY!" at an inanimate object that keeps falling over...
as if it's going to listen to you
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You followed me. My notifications told me so. I went to your page to rt and follow you.
Just to find that you un-followed me.
I must not have followed you back fast enough.
Your loss, not mine.
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Does anybody know why silverware just seems to disappear? I do not understand this
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Everyone: what's Oklahoma weather like?
Me: well, in a 72 hour span, we get 2 inches of rain, 1/4 inch of ice, 6 inches of snow and a chance of severe weather with hail and flooding downpours. Throw in a tornado and earthquake and you have the bingo of the year.
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To buy a book shop in Scotland. Or not to buy a book shop in Scotland. That is the existential question that鈥檒l keep me up for the next 3 nights.
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Went to the local Walmart, in hopes of finding a ruthless mf'er.
I only found some toothless mf'ers.
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Your life doesn't have to make sense to people who have never had to live it.
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Don't let the time you've already invested in something convince you to keep investing in something that's no longer right for you.
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I always write an email like it would be someday read out loud in a deposition.















