Chronic Misanthropist! I like cats and the word ‘cunt’.. 🇬🇧 I loathe ‘lefties’.. THIS COUNTRYS FUCKED❗️
Under Margo Robbie’s bed!
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Never ever in my lifetime have I heard anyone say ‘baked beans cost too much money” and never ever in my lifetime have I heard anyone say “I love gherkins”…
Are you taking the piss out of us all @andyburnham ❓you wanker
THIS COUNTRY’S FUCKED❗️
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Kane wasn’t Bayern’s best player of the season. That was Olisé, the Bundesliga Player of the Season. 🏆
He wasn’t the best Champions League player either. That was Kvaratskhelia. 🌟
Nor was he England’s best player at the World Cup. That was Bellingham. 🏴
And he wasn’t the World Cup’s best player. Rodri was.
Messi, Rodri, Mbappé, Olisé & Bellingham all had stronger claims than Kane. 👀
To make matters worse, he won no major trophies. 🤦♂️
❌ He couldn’t get Bayern through the Champions League semi-final second leg to the Final with clutch goals.
❌ He couldn’t get England through the World Cup semi-final to the Final with clutch goals.
Yet Kane won the Ballon d’Or on the back of 73 goals. ⚽️
That’s what the Golden shoe is for, and he’s already won that award.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐝’𝐎𝐫’𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐫.
𝐈𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐭𝐲. 🙅♂️🏆
Harry Kane is the worst player ever to win the #BallonDor
70+ goals is superb but he’s done it in a really piss poor German League and for England,always against low ranked teams,turns into the invisible man against top teams..
Best player in the World,my arse!!
Dave❗️ retweeted
Harry Kane winning the Ballon d’Or is a joke.
73 goals is impressive. No one is denying the numbers. But he didn’t win the Champions League. He didn’t win the World Cup. Bayern got knocked out in the semis and England finished third.
Meanwhile Lamine Yamal won the World Cup and La Liga at 19. Mbappé took the World Cup Golden Boot and became the all time top scorer in World Cup history.
Neymar finished 3rd twice while being a key part of Champions League winning Barcelona sides and was widely seen as the best player outside Messi and Ronaldo for years and never got one. Lewandowski had a treble + historic scoring season and got blocked.
Kane gets it for farming goals in the Bundesliga and domestic cups. The award is officially dead.
Dave❗️ retweeted
Brand new Gone Fishing series starts tonight on bbc 2 9pm... tonight's show is Teds last appearance... so sad
Sad now to watch Constitution Hill race,I thought after his breathtaking Southwell opening win on the flat he was going to be a bit special but he’s done now,9 yrs old,getting battered by average horses..
Henderson should retire him gracefully..
No one can take his history away!
Don’t be a @DanLord78 fucking tool!
ps turn your comments on gutless prick
Fair play to Any Burnham. Genuine, no filter. Naturally himself. Something that Farage & Badenoch can never be #gogglebox
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I don’t give a shit if the prime minister goes on a TV show i never watch, but just stop pretending he was doing it for a cancer charity. He was doing it for himself and the “normal bloke” image he’s trying to carve out for himself
Anton,that was never a 6🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🤣🫣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#strictly
#worstjudgeever
Dave❗️ retweeted
Is anyone else sick to the back FUCKING TEETH of muslims...
Every other bastard word is either Islam or Muslim these days...
FUCK OFF
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Someone’s got to say it as it is.
Young men, if you meet a woman like this, turn around and walk away.
Find yourself a real woman.
These angry ones will destroy you and your kids.
Literally.
Dave❗️ retweeted
There shouldn’t be a single Bangladeshi, Pakistani or Indian claiming benefits in our country.
NOT A PENNY.
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Mark Allen: “I’m just trying to survive at the minute. My snooker career might be over.”
