Writer/Producer; Co-Founder @FantasticFest; Co-Host @mpotpod (soon!); former @RealGDT asst.; put @RealGrumpyCat on Iron Throne @SXSW. He/him 🤖🇨🇱🇳🇱🇺🇸

Austin, via the 8th Dimension
Joined March 2007
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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It was a long shot. She was underfunded and underestimated. Today on the Interview - @GinaHinojosaTX and what her surge against Gov. Gregg Abbott says about the midterms, and the issues that are motivating voters. nytimes.com/2026/10/24/magaz…
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Paul Alvarado-Dykstra retweeted
Given all of this, it shouldn't surprise anyone to hear that 217k votes have been cast by Texans who didn't vote in 2024, and fully half of those voters are Hispanic.
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Paul Alvarado-Dykstra retweeted
Hispanics under the age of 30 have not only exceeded their total turnout at this point in 2024, they have almost doubled it.
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As turnout in Texas nears 3 million votes, Hispanic turnout is now exceeding presidential levels. More Hispanics have voted than did at this point in the 2024 presidential election. What's driving this huge increase? Young voters.
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Paul Alvarado-Dykstra retweeted
Watch this and remove any doubt he’s protecting himself and pedophiles in the Epstein case
NBC's Monica Alba deserves a spot right beside Kaitlan Collins on the Mount Rushmore of White House correspondents
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Paul Alvarado-Dykstra retweeted
Today, the Fifth Circuit stripped immigrants facing detention in Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi of their right to due process. People who have lived in our communities for years, even decades, can now be locked away with no chance to see a judge or ask for bond. It’s a radical departure from decades of legal precedent and violates the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution, which protects everyone. This ruling leaves tens of thousands of people imprisoned without the government ever having to say why. It is wrong, and we will keep fighting.
BREAKING: The 5th Circuit has ruled that ICE detainees with pending immigration proceedings have no constitutional right to a bond hearing, regardless of the length of their detention. The en banc ruling appears to be 10-7. s3.documentcloud.org/documen…
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theres a hidden fully functional ipod as a 404 page on apple music music.apple.com/us/jfdsalkfa…
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Paul Alvarado-Dykstra retweeted
Bari Weiss pushed CBS to link Abdul El-Sayed to the September 11 attacks and place James Talarico at a mental health center in Ohio when he was sick with the flu Link in following post
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Paul Alvarado-Dykstra retweeted
Russian satellites may be attacking the Finnish mapping satellite that aids Ukraine and is trying to reduce Europe’s reliance on American gear.
In May, five Russian satellites surrounded a commercial imaging satellite. And this week, one of them — Cosmos 2612 — is maneuvering to get even closer. It will make its closest pass over the next 24 hours. (h/t @AdamCohen8 for the visualization)
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Couldn't stop thinking about this during the torture scene in The Devils
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This is magnificent. Watch.
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Important escalation in space warfare here, which many analysts have anticipated is a next frontier. And god help us if this cascades.
A Russian satellite has been making hostile moves toward a U.S.-registered commercial satellite providing radar data in support of Ukraine, raising urgent questions about Russia’s intentions and the rules governing behavior in space. @CSISAerospace's @crswope breaks down what Russia’s satellite could do next and why the incident highlights the need for clearer norms and deterrence in space.
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For much of the year, Gina Hinojosa's underdog campaign was overshadowed by the wildly competitive U.S. Senate race. But over the past month, her bid for governor has become a force of momentum of its own. texastribune.org/2026/10/16/…
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Paul Alvarado-Dykstra retweeted
The world keeps going electric and the United States is going the other way.
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Madness. I will never understand why Apple doesn’t sell a $499 Apple Theater — a combo Apple TV / HomePod soundbar w. a built-in FaceTime camera for easy TV video calls and home security. They’d sell a kazillion of them.
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Literally a Temu lawyer
Q: You said Zacharia is an attorney. Where did she pass the bar exam? What state? ZACHARIA: When I moved to China
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Scandals this week in the Texas senate race: Ken Paxton on video with his latest mistress partying in Dubai with a wanted fugitive who committed over $300 million in health care fraud and gave $190K to Paxton. James Talarico stayed home to recover from the flu.
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Watch MAGA X invent a scandal about James Talarico in real time. For four days they teased it and built up to the big day. Paxton called him "missing." Spencer Pratt's "sources" put him in a mental health facility. Then, at 1:05 pm, Nick Sortor posted that an Ohio mental hospital "confirms" Talarico was discharged. 50 accounts pushed the claim within 20 minutes. Those posts have 9.3 million views. The white dots are copy-pasted posts. There are 605 of them. One account posted the same text 83 times in under 2 hours. The hospital says Talarico never received treatment there. Talarico says he's never even been to Ohio. This story eventually even made it to MSM. This is MAGA manufacturing an alternative reality in real time. Full breakdown with the data here: xitter.cf/theGhostOfRiel/status/… I pay for this data myself. If you want more of these, support links are in my bio. @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ @krassenstein
How MAGA hallucinations became real I pay for the data behind these myself and it take a lot of time and effort to analyze and create these graphics. If you want more of them, SUPPORT LINKS ARE IN BIO At 1:05 p.m. on Oct 11, Nick Sortor posted that an Ohio mental hospital “CONFIRMS” James Talarico was discharged. That evening the hospital said Talarico never received treatment there. Talarico says he's never even been to Ohio. Rhein Amacher, who made the recorded call, posted that he made up a verification code to get past the front desk. This story occurred over several days. Ken Paxton called Talarico “missing” on Oct 7. Sara Gonzales teased “unverified information” that would “END his campaign” on Oct 8. On Oct 9, Spencer Pratt said his sources put Talarico in a mental health facility, and a handful of accounts pasted near-identical “credible sources are leaking” posts. At 7:50 a.m. on the 11th, Sortor gave Talarico a deadline, “let us know by 1pm ET today.” The earlier pushes never fully took off, and acted more as a booster for the posts that came later. Pratt's post got 6.4 million views, but only about 60 accounts posted about the story in the hour after it. Caroline Wren's private-plane theory the next day drew about 40. Before the 11th, the story never topped 80 posts an hour. In the first hour after Sortor's post, 267 accounts posted about it, and by 3 p.m. it was running at almost 500 posts an hour. The first chart counts each account only once, at its first post about the story. Nothing they posted after that is counted, so it shows who started this and how far those first posts went. The first wave carried the whole thing. Sortor's post and the posts that followed in the next 12 minutes have 9 million views between them. The 55 accounts that joined in the first 20 minutes got 80% of the views in that lane. The other lines never came close. “He lied and covered it up,” the line Elon Musk and Richard Grenell pushed, got about 2 million views across 100 accounts. “He was in an Ohio mental hospital” got about 2 million across 132. The pushback grew the opposite way, the way a real response does. It started small and kept building all afternoon and evening, with 12 to 46 new accounts joining every hour from 1 p.m. to 10 p.m. Leave out the three biggest posts, which were the hospital's statement, Talarico's reply and Ed Krassenstein's own call to the hospital, and regular accounts pushing back still reached 6 million views. The claim had nearly 90% of its views by 2 p.m. and barely grew after that. By the end of the night, the pushback had more views than the claim, 13 million to 11.4 million. The second chart is the inorganic behavior, and it covers Oct 8 to 11, not just the day of the "exclusive". Sortor's headline was reposted word for word, or nearly, by 18 other accounts, half of them with under 1,000 followers. Caroline Wren's private-plane post was copied by 14. Four accounts posted the same Eric Daugherty post within 74 seconds of each other. Four more posted the same MAGAVoice line within 54 seconds, four hours after it first went up. Some accounts barely post anything of their own. One copied 21 of its 23 posts about Talarico from other accounts, another 11 of 11. And the spammers flooded the replies. One pasted the same reply 85 times in about two hours, another 15 times in 10 minutes. Views are each post's total as of early Oct 12. A copy means word for word or at least 90% the same as an earlier post. I pulled and analyzed about 14,000 posts for this. Sharing it helps more than anything, and if you want to chip in so I can keep doing this, the links are in my bio. It goes a long way.
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Deranged moron.
‼️TRUMP: Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire - because I said, “You agree.” That’s why. There’s been violations on both sides. ————————————————— JOURNALIST: Mr. President, you said russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides say they have not agreed to that. PRESIDENT TRUMP: Well, they agreed. You know why? Because I said, “You agree.” That’s why. They agreed because I said they agreed, and that thing has to get settled. That war is a disaster. Did you see the numbers that just came out this month? 32,000, mostly soldiers, were killed. Young people, 32,000 killed. That war has to be over with. JOURNALIST: How do you comment on the fact that russia violated the ceasefire tonight? PRESIDENT TRUMP: Well, I’d have to look at it and see, because there’s been violations on both sides.
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