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Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA

@RodMathman

Busch Light enthusiast. 4x SIE Exam completionist, 1x champion. Heir to “Pizza, Wings, and Things” empire. Once divorced, custody of Flynn

 South Bend, IN
Joined December 2024
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I’ve never disowned a friend until 12 minutes ago #obliterate
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Over time you gain this ability to tell how much a woman weighs from the angle of pictures she sends you without ever seeing her full figure. Do not doubt this ability as it will keep you out of trouble
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Mosquitoes are like jews with wings
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Red “Crumate” Murff@MurffRedOct 17
HEARTWARMING: A wounded veteran once asked @rahulbaseball17 for his autograph. Rahul replied “Sure, but only if I can have yours.” This is just another example of a former @crubaseball player showing what it means to be a Crusader. Thank you Rahul!
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Harold “left handed jank” Jankins@HaroldJankmanOct 11
Does everyone just run a long unnecessary race their senior year of college? Like wtf
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Looks like the old man’s still got it at 64 #imachipofftheoldblock
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Trying something new today #phoneinaschoolzonefriday
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You guys think he’s ready? #backtoschool
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Just sent in a bid for a data center to be constructed in my bitch ex’s hometown for 10% less margin than what we’d normally do #braincancer
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Girl I used to talk to 3 years ago told me she was pregnant just minutes after breaking it to her boyfriend #watdatmean
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Doesn’t suck #malemiddleclassandwhite
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Come on now #malemiddleclassandwhite
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Harold “left handed jank” Jankins@HaroldJankmanJun 21
#pourabeeroutonyourcrotchchallenge
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The nectar of the gods! #2racksonmywrist #imakemoremoneythanyou #whatcolorisyourboat
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Tap in @BigMikeWilcox @PumpDicky
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With as many as 7 bands, the armadillo is one of the richest animals in the entire animal kingdom
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Goldfish are a close second only because of the gold market and its volatility
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Show me a better dress code for an office job and I’ll show you a liar! #bluecollar
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Harold “left handed jank” Jankins@HaroldJankmanMay 10
SHOW THEM WHO YOU ARE WHITE BOY
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Another day at the office @HaroldJankman (shot an 81 for those keeping track at home)
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