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Rod “The Rod” Mathman, CPA

@RodMathman

Busch Light enthusiast. 4x SIE Exam completionist, 1x champion. Heir to “Pizza, Wings, and Things” empire. Once divorced, custody of Flynn

 South Bend, IN
Joined December 2024
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I’ve never disowned a friend until 12 minutes ago #obliterate
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Over time you gain this ability to tell how much a woman weighs from the angle of pictures she sends you without ever seeing her full figure. Do not doubt this ability as it will keep you out of trouble
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Replying to @BigMikeWilcox
Your buddy sounds like the man
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Mosquitoes are like jews with wings
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Replying to @Scacalicious
If you hate your coworkers and don’t want them to beat on you just use your sock and suck it up
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Replying to @MurffRed @crubaseball @HunterJ17hj
Loving these posts lately Red. Your guys are truly special.
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Replying to @MurffRed @crubaseball @cooper_hake36
I am so excited to see this in the community.
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Replying to @MurffRed @danethejuice @rahulbaseball17 @crubaseball
What a stand up young man.
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Red “Crumate” Murff@MurffRedOct 17
HEARTWARMING: A wounded veteran once asked @rahulbaseball17 for his autograph. Rahul replied “Sure, but only if I can have yours.” This is just another example of a former @crubaseball player showing what it means to be a Crusader. Thank you Rahul!
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Harold “left handed jank” Jankins@HaroldJankmanOct 11
Does everyone just run a long unnecessary race their senior year of college? Like wtf
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Looks like the old man’s still got it at 64 #imachipofftheoldblock
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Replying to @TrentSkiv77
It’s some commute changing stuff Trent!
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Trying something new today #phoneinaschoolzonefriday
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Replying to @gdkeenan20 @Brett_McMurphy
A vacated win doesn’t give the team they played a win for that game you dunce
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Replying to @MurffRed @BigHossHawth02 @BubbaB87 @TrentSkiv77 @WayneKerr1979 @danethejuice @chuckulateshake @RileyBender7
Finally! Guy wore out his welcome at the murff, couldn’t even pass Malek Bolin in career home runs!
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Replying to @HaroldJankman
I remember my first beer
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You guys think he’s ready? #backtoschool
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Replying to @TigersWoodjwg
His iq is about as high as his handicap
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Replying to @Goobins_
How else would you see the Pete tat on the back of his neck
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Replying to @thewaterisgood
Not since my now ex friend got it as the equivalent of a male tramp stamp
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Replying to @mmafan185
All this polo on me call that horsepower
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