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My apologies to Michael Del Zotto.
I was not familiar with your game
(outside the Canucks, of course) β at Tzeachten 13, British Columbia
P*rn star Lisa Ann had an open relationship with an NHL player until he asked her to set him up with other girls. She called him out, and 100 women wrote back: he did it to them too. She was 42, dating a 19-year-old Notre Dame freshman, and their photo in bed had just leaked.
Michael Del Zotto was the NHL defenseman. On Twitter she said she'd asked him for two years to stop, because he thinks she's "a dating service."
The freshman was Justin Brent, a four-star recruit from Indiana. Three games into his first season he still had zero catches.
It was October 2014. They sat courtside at a Knicks game at Madison Square Garden. Days later a photo of them in bed leaked, and ESPN's Darren Rovell tweeted Notre Dame's code of conduct on s*x. Notre Dame is a Catholic school. Sports media lost its mind.
She went on TMZ Hollywood Sports and walked them through it.
How's her dating life?
"This has been the year where I've had more 19-year-olds than ever, and I just go for it. They're legal."
Who made the first move?
"I actually gave my security guy my phone number and said, 'Go take this out here so we can start texting immediately. Walk this over to him right now.'"
Did he know who she was?
"He did."
And the hockey player?
"Over a hundred other girls from the United States and Canada have reached out to me saying he's done the same thing to them."
Here's the part that gets you.
The week before Justin, she met an Ohio State tight end at a club after a 66-0 win. Jeff Heuerman, the future Denver Bronco. Then the two players, from two different schools, met halfway to take a photo together and send it to her. As a prank.
Her answer to the critics was one tweet: older men have had young women on their arms forever. "Now it is MY turn to mix it up!"
Some people will say a 42-year-old p*rn star had no business picking up a college freshman. Others will say men have done this for decades and nobody ever tweeted their code of conduct.
Almost nobody mentions she's the one who made the first move, and the only one who talked about it on camera.
He was famous for one date. She was famous for 20 years.
Was Lisa Ann living her best life, or would this be a scandal if the genders were flipped?
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BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has been appointed as Man Utd manager and in order to save time later on has also been sacked. Exit terms currently being negotiated.
Honestly, the Canucks shouldn't be historically bad right now
An 84 pt #1 C
3 wingers pushing 30 goals
2 more forwards on pace for 20+
A 50+ pt #1 D
The 74-75 Capitals had a 59gp guy end up -82 and a 0-24-3 goalie lol
Although...
Lankinen would've been their 4th string keeper β at Tzeachten 13, British Columbia
Novotny EP40 Lekkerimaki
Skvortsov Cootes Boeser
Ohgren Malhotra Patterson
Alriksson Rogowski Romani
EP25 Willander
Buium Hronek
Mynio Kudryavtsev
Merilainen
Demko
Hey, maybe the 2028 Canucks could actually be watchable again.
"Why are EP40, Boeser and Hronek still on the team in 18 months?" β at Barnston Island 3, British Columbia
"We're not going to trade away players just to get more draft picks," said Henrik Sedin. "You also need to put a better product on the ice." #Canucks
"Draft picks alone isn't going to get us through this," adds Daniel later on.
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They BOUGHT THE FCKING TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS the day before they cut sports radio In Vancouver&Calgary, then handed games over to Prime&put games behind paywalls that fans have to pay EXTRA to watch on Monday nights.
They have the money, theyβre just greedy bastards.
For those bitter at the Sportsnet + nonsense.
In my simplest terms if I am understanding this correctly...
Sportsnet paid a premium for exclusivity and control of NHL coverage in Canada. To make that investment work, it has to convert hockey fans from relatively low-revenue cable viewers into higher-revenue streaming subscribers, advertisers, and premium-content customers.
Here's some math...
Sportsnet earns money mainly from cable/satellite subscriber fees and advertising. But those revenues are under pressure from fewer people are buying traditional TV packages.
A digital viewer generally generates much less revenue than a traditional TV viewer, roughly 20 cents for every dollar in the old model.
So Sportsnet cannot simply rely on the same old cable bundle to cover a much larger annual rights bill. It needs to make hockey itself generate more money directly.
It's not awesome for you, but its the only way a provider can pay off that huge nut they paid to the league for its rights.
"The Democratic representative from Mississippi" is a pretty crazy thing to say...
#ETTD
CNN projects that @scott_colom will be elected the next US Senator from the state of Mississippi, defeating GOP incumbent Cindy Hyde-Smith.
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Lord Humungus π¨π¦ of Vancouver retweeted
Looks like the whole #Canucks team visited Childrenβs Hospital this year, just like they used to do.
π₯: @Canucks/Instagram
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This is incredible. This is something I brought forward over a year ago but was shot down. Now that we have a progressive majority Iβm going to bring it back
Progress isnβt inevitable. Itβs fought for and earned.
New York City will now give community organizations the first shot at buying eligible homes β not flippers who are just looking to extract a profit.
β¨This is the largest Opportunity to Purchase program in the nation.
Thank you @CMSandyNurse for your leadership on the COPA bill. Our cityβs tenants are stronger because of it.
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A crew of masked thieves raid lulu lemon at a mall in Richmond, BC
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π¨π πππ’π₯ ππ₯πππππ‘π: David Beckham is reportedly exploring a sensational move to bring Cristiano Ronaldo to Inter Miami in January, with the intention of pairing him alongside Lionel Messi.
Beckhamβs biggest motivation is reportedly to fulfil Ronaldoβs long-standing dream of sharing the same pitch with Messi before both legends retire.π
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On this day in history (2007)
Disgraced future former Flyers head coach Rick Tocchet pleads guilty to felony charges in NJ criminal court for operating an illegal sports gambling ring
Lord Humungus π¨π¦ of Vancouver retweeted
Kanye asking Paul McCartney what pussy was like in the Sixties, is to me, the greatest question ever posed.
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This is who Premier Doerkson has appointed as Principal Secretary. This racist social Con. Not moderate. Itβs barely even begun but this is the beginning of the end.
