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RoosieDadOrPapi

@RoostheRealtor

When I die, retweet all my likes

 Twin Cities
Joined March 2009
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Girls , before and after you feed them – at Shoreview, MN
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Phil Mackey 🎙 (@PhilMackey) profile picture
Phil Mackey 🎙
@PhilMackeyNov 1
My god
Surrender Index 90 (@surrender_idx90) profile pictureSurrender Index 90@surrender_idx90Nov 1
MIN decided to punt to DET from the MIN 33 on 4th & 5 with 3:01 remaining in the 4th while losing 15 to 19. With a Surrender Index of 12.58, this punt ranks at the 96th percentile of cowardly punts of the 2026 season, and the 94th percentile of all punts since 1999.
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ky (@MatchingPatek) profile picture
ky
@MatchingPatekOct 28
Does this nigga even play football or is he a podcaster now?
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 28
"The Chiefs don't scare me." Micah Parsons thinks Kansas City is missing something 👀 Full episode: youtu.be/t1DeXMosflQ
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ᴇᴍᴀɴɴʏ (@emannymusic) profile picture
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@emannymusicOct 30
Ok throw the whole fam away.
FearBuck (@FearedBuck) profile pictureFearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 30
Julian Newman says he’ll be together with his mom after his chat called him out for calling her “fine” “Yeah I call my mama fine, she fine as f—k ni—a. If that wasn’t my mama do you know what I would do to that? You know what i’ll do to that sh-t? On me, you know what I get into.”
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Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile picture
Legion Hoops
@LegionHoopsOct 28
Get-in price for AJ Dybantsa’s NBA debut in Cleveland tonight: $8 Plate of Nachos at the game: $10 (Ticket prices via @TickPick)
🤝 Paid partnership
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We need game 3 Ayo for 2 months
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“Dad, how good were the 2026 Wolves for the first 4 games”
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Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile picture
Legion Hoops
@LegionHoopsOct 27
Brandon Miller's mom is a breast cancer survivor. So he bought 500 tickets for survivors on Breast Cancer Awareness Night, then went out and scored a career-high 39 in the win. Amazing. (via @rodboone)
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Wolves got so much clamp up man. Beautiful basketball
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𝑱 👑 (@king0fCLE) profile picture
𝑱 👑
@king0fCLEOct 26
Team who has blown 2 20+ point leads is favored over the team who’s won by 20+ every game
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Swish🏀Culture (@SwishCultureYT) profile picture
Swish🏀Culture@SwishCultureYTOct 26
Timberwolves being led by 3 dudes Steve Kerr personally rejected is probably the craziest realization. Anthony Edwards LaMelo Ball Jonathan Kuminga
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Jack Borman (@JackBorman) profile picture
Jack Borman
@JackBormanOct 24
Jaden was loving how much trash Kuminga was talking when things got chippy in the 2H
fork king (@fork_king) profile picturefork king@fork_kingOct 24
wholesome
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Blacc Beckham (@blaccbeckham) profile picture
Blacc Beckham@blaccbeckhamOct 23
Aye @adidas, please put this hater in an Ant commercial.
GUCCE (@gucceCU) profile pictureGUCCE
@gucceCUOct 22
Jeff Teague really hates the dynamic between Anthony Edwards and LaMelo Ball😭
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Hater Report (@HaterReport) profile picture
Hater Report
@HaterReportOct 22
Giannis can’t believe he picked the Heat 😭💀
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JRT (@JRob_T) profile picture
JRT@JRob_TOct 21
Real mf tears bruh 💀
Bind Handler (@Tiger_Budz) profile pictureBind Handler
@Tiger_BudzOct 21
This is frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PeeWeeDaPlug (@PeeWeeDaPlug) profile picture
PeeWeeDaPlug
@PeeWeeDaPlugOct 21
This shit got me fucking crying actual tears omg
Spurs Culture (@SpursCulture) profile pictureSpurs Culture
@SpursCultureOct 21
Brunson after the East got competitive
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I still wanna know what happen to Kenneka Jenkins
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JJ McCarthy God bless you
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😂😂😂😂😂
your fairy god cousin ✨ (@_lavisualiste_) profile pictureyour fairy god cousin ✨
@_lavisualiste_Oct 16
Wym I can’t take Kyle Kuzma unders no more 💔💔💔💔 @NBA
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Niree (@NireeMusic) profile picture
Niree@NireeMusicOct 16
I’ve never seen a gayer response to being called gay. He hadn’t accepted it yet. “HAAA HAAAAAAA *beats meat*” 😂😂😂😂😂
Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima2) profile pictureIchigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 16
Whew Real World was a time 😭😭 he was mad she clocked his tea
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RUBBABANDGRANT (@RubbBandGrant) profile picture
RUBBABANDGRANT
@RubbBandGrantOct 16
Nigga was on a crack and got a btch before me.
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) profile pictureSAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLOct 16
Delonte West, who is 11 months sober, has announced that he is officially married! ❤️
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