motorcycle rik smits

“A punch to the face, even when expected, still has impact” - John Sadak

couldn’t find me here

had a pest guy out to my house. he told me about a funny advertisement he came up with that he is going to put on some signs. 20 min after he left he felt the need to text me the punchline again

football? what’s that? we have hell is real in the mls eastern final

screenshot this and share it before it gets taken down: big leaf blower has duped us for too long and I won’t stand for it anymore. I’m here to tell you a $10 rake does a better job in less time!

the smart thing to do, when you feel as though you are on the right side of an issue, is to make your tagline the exact opposite of what your vote promotes, imo

it’s fun watching ryan day coach. you never know what crazy ass play you’re gonna get with 4th and inches

the constant search by nba analysts to find previous white players to compare jokic to

it goes devin booker, michael jordan, then lebron

great deal here

hate to be blame it on officiating guy, but to all the bengals fans, let it fly. you deserve to

why didn’t anyone tell me armor for sleep is back and they came out with a pretty rad album?

never fails

growing up in south dayton, we take for granted how incredibly privileged we are to have a street called this

i understand the harm in perpetuating stereotypes of my people, but i don’t care, these are too good

white people don’t want to admit it, but what puff daddy did with kashmir for the godzilla soundtrack was actually pretty good

the most inhumane form of torture is simply giving someone a bag of these. knowing damn well the internal temp is equivalent to liquid magma, but they won’t be able to resist.

finally tracked down the asshole that stole my vanity plate idea

its amazing how much this standard mid range fadeaway looks just like another guys standard mid range fadeaway