Manufacturing engineer for roller coasters and retired hockey guy. Lived in more countries than states.
Joined December 2011
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JUST IN: Honda Center will be debuting Anaheim Ducks themed macarons at their next home game on Sunday
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Jar jar is actually one of the most realistic characters for our time. He's an incompetent retard from a jungle country who is given a position of political power by a female bureaucrat who thinks he will be an amazing leader if just given the right opportunity.
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The first time I heard 9 to 5 was in the opening credits of The Love Guru so when I heard it on the radio I was like wow, Dolly ripped off Mike Myers
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I solved the Hot Dog Problem.
Buns come in an 8-pack while dogs come in a 10-pack.
Take the two extra dogs and split them down the middle lengthwise.
Now you get four traditional 1:1 bun-to-dog combos and four 1.5x glizzies.
Better than a $20 burrito.
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Twitter needs a “Church Mode” so bikini pics aren’t showing up when I’m doomscrolling in the chapel
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