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Rubberturd

@Rubberturd

Manufacturing engineer for roller coasters and retired hockey guy. Lived in more countries than states.

Joined December 2011
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JUST IN: Honda Center will be debuting Anaheim Ducks themed macarons at their next home game on Sunday
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Jar jar is actually one of the most realistic characters for our time. He's an incompetent retard from a jungle country who is given a position of political power by a female bureaucrat who thinks he will be an amazing leader if just given the right opportunity.
Thaulos (@_thaulos_) profile pictureThaulos@_thaulos_Nov 2
“Jar-Jar Binks is just as intelligent as you Anakin, he just needs proper education”
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IT'S GO TIME: Mormons Prepare For One Evening Of Year When Everyone Will Answer Their Door buff.ly/hPaazgw
IT'S GO TIME: Mormons Prepare For One Evening Of Year When Everyone Will Answer Their Door

IT'S GO TIME: Mormons Prepare For One Evening Of Year When Everyone Will Answer Their Door

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is in the midst of preparations for what it says is the busiest time of the year for its missionaries — the one evening every year...

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kristen?@alcetaurOct 27
the rabbit is ratatouilling him under that helmet
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@NHLOct 27
Devin Cooley in his last four games: 4-0-0 1.5 GAA .955 Sv% Unconscious. 🔥
Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform

ALT Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform

Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform celebrating a win

ALT Devin Cooley in a Calgary Flames uniform celebrating a win

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War in Heaven? You mean Pre-Mortal Kombat?
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Note Dame hasn’t been embarrassed by a Mormon this badly since Manti.
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Hockey Jerseyz
@HKYJerseySep 29
🚨OPENING NIGHT JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨 We are giving away an authentic #Fanatics Premium jersey of your choice w/ the player you want. To enter: 1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey 2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet 3. Enter your EMAIL on HKYJERSEY.com 4. Reply w/ your size, team & player
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My wife: “Why are you on 𝕏 so much?” Me:
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chives ⚰️@cvltshitAug 26
No, I don't have "playlists" I listen to full albums fuck you
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Ⓜ️ert@mertcenturyJul 26
I think we are less than a calendar year away from the “Savannah Bananas Sex Scandal”
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Adam Rankin
@rankintweetsJul 12
Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork
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@UTDCJ_Jul 11
today is the last time we have multiple world cup games in a day till 2030
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djcows
@djcowsJul 11
sorry babe not now, Norway vs. England is happening in 6 hours
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Mario Schlosser
@mariotsJul 10
Now that there are only 6 world cup games left, I feel deep remorse that I skipped Jordan - Algeria at 11pm three weeks ago
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MJ
@morganisawizardJul 9
europe doesn’t have AC because it’d force them to admit using celsius to describe indoor temperatures is an affront to God
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Chelly
@chellgodJul 6
Gameday.
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Siraj Hashmi
@SirajAHashmiJul 5
Balogun did it. The absolute madman did it.
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@espnJul 5
Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced. The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.
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IcyVert
@IcyVertJul 3
Get ready for an all time offsides graphic
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@TouchlineXJul 3
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England players would be allowed to use Viagra to help cope with the high altitude in Mexico City, as the drug is not on WADA's list of banned substances. Studies suggest it can reduce fatigue and dizziness at high altitude by improving blood flow in the lungs. — @TheSunFootball
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greg
@greg16676935420Jul 2
USA: 2 Bosnia: 0 Herzegovina: 0 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBJul 2
We actually have a 2nd amendment guaranteeing the right to guns. That includes Baloguns.
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