@Rubybeets

Eat right; keep a sense of humor; be kind; move your body; keep a watchful eye; be creative; care; say your prayers....but not necessarily in that order.

 not so far away
Joined September 2008
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Scott Bessent just ate at Cheesecake Factory to TROLL Obama for trashing it, then TORCHED him: โ€œThis is the man who built the museum that looks like Darth Vaderโ€™s tomb... I had a great meal, and I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try.โ€ Total savage ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@kazoo8888Oct 24
A misty horizon where Lake Michigan meets the sky ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒซ Sleeping Bear Dunes Overlook near Empire, Michigan this evening
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Ata Pasha
@atapasha7Oct 24
Happy weekend๐Ÿ’œ
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Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For buff.ly/u458v6V

Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For

With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves a difficult question: Am I married to my...

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There are a few things in life you should know with 100% certainty: โ€ข Your name. โ€ข Your birthday. โ€ข Whether you married your brother.
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โ€˜Not To My Knowledge,โ€™ Replies Eve When Asked If She Ate The Forbidden Fruit buff.ly/tftIcYT

โ€˜Not To My Knowledge,โ€™ Replies Eve When Asked If She Ate The Forbidden Fruit

EDEN โ€” Asked by God whether she had consumed fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve replied, "Not to my knowledge."

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@kazoo88888 Nov 2025
Autumn color reflections today at Wolf Lake State Fish Hatchery, SW Michigan
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Quote from my cousin Ann โ€œI miss the days when the weirdest Presidential comments occurred at the Turkey pardonโ€
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Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader buff.ly/743lbuP

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And...

WASHINGTON, D.C. โ€” In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn't know that she had married her brother as they were separated at birth to be hidden from...

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Not to brag but I was alive when our phones never left the house
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Replying to @ConservativeTht
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LIFE
@livezlifeOct 20
Use the mind.
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Ma'am, you're literally on Twitter.
Dr. Rita Ded ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
@DrRitaDedOct 18
Day 3 of boycotting all Elon Musk products.
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If you want to know where your heart is, look at where your mind goes when it wanders. Walt Whitman.
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joycoffee@joypcoffeeOct 19
My brother pops by. Iโ€™m on my bed with the dogs reading. He said, what are you doing?! I said, Iโ€™m being retired.
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Nick Shirley is one of the greatest investigative independent reporters of all time. GOAT๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Good โ˜•๏ธ Morning ๐Ÿ
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One of the saddest things about life is how casually we live through moments we'll eventually beg our memories to return An ordinary dinner, a familiar laugh, someone calling from the other room And none of us knows which time will be the last
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Great, now I have to learn how to fly a car.
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