@Ruesavatar

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Joined January 2022
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Love the way the universe sometimes simply refuses to give you what you want, throws countless obstacles in the way, rips your heart out, then right on the other side of all that is something so much better you weren’t even capable of dreaming it up.
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When i was little Bambi was my favorite movie. I wept and wept over the death of his mother. Last night I ate her.
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I get it now
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Date idea: make him watch Encanto and see if he cries. If not, throw that heartless fish back into the sea.
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New game, never going to see him again lmao.
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Le chat noir
🤖 Made with AI
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Nearly infuriate the internet time of year again. 🥰
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Solyricon
@SolyriconOct 19
Girlies, if you ever feel stupid for believing a man’s charm, remember this: henry viii pursued anne boleyn for years, broke with rome to marry her, made her queen, and still ended up having her executed so please, forgive yourself for believing the man who promised you forever and swore you were different. sometimes, even the grandest gestures don’t tell you who someone really is.
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zeta
@zeta_globinOct 19
they told us in math class in the early 2000s that we wouldn’t have a calculator with us always and 20 years later my friends argue whether or not my pocket phone contains a conscious machine god
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Oh. Oh no. In classic Pearl Harbor retaliatory fashion, she nuked him by telling the entire school who his crush is. Right. Cross my daughter if you want to die I guess.
rue🌿
@RuesavatarOct 20
Oh no. Son told daughter’s bestie that daughter has a crush on a boy in their class. Bestie told the crush. Daughter is now asking to change schools. 💀
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Oh no. Son told daughter’s bestie that daughter has a crush on a boy in their class. Bestie told the crush. Daughter is now asking to change schools. 💀
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I think the bestie really thought this would go well for my daughter, and it essentially did considering the boy is still friendly with her, but now she wants to climb into a hole forever. 😭
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“Mama what is a rice cake made out of?” “…rice baby.” “What do you mean?!?” “Well the grains of rice and puffed up like popcorn…” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM EATING RICE?? I hate rice!!!” “…I guess you don’t hate rice.” She stares at me then wanders off into an existential crisis.
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Dreamt that I was hanging out with Sam Altman at an appliance shop looking for electric toothbrushes. I talked him into a dyson airwrap too bc he had long lush hair. Woke up wondering if there will ever be celeb androids for sale and which ones will hit clearance racks first.
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Just be really hot?
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@lapislagoonsOct 18
how do people just find people to date all the time
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I made this once in response to this sentiment. Aside from some obvious failed editing, this is my masterpiece. Lmao.
Napoléonos I Tritharsaléos
@BrumairianOct 19
There are literally people who told me I'd feel better if I started lifting as if grief is a hormonal imbalance. Not making this up at all.
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I don’t know what a Shane Gillis is and at this point I am too afraid to ask.
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Every wife just wants their picture taken the way Simon photographs Simi everyday btw like it’s the most romantic shit anyone has ever seen
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I think it must be dreadful to be in love with me as I am so riddled with trust issues that I simply will not believe you. But there are ways to get past this, and if one does I am a supreme lover girl. 😹 THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION, IT IS AN OBSERVATION.
tenso
@distributedkvOct 17
have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to be in love with you?
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