8th generation Texan, Bon vivant, longhorn, engineer, hermit, liberal, curmudgeon, Deep State operative.

Texas, USA
Joined November 2025
James retweeted
Doctor: He’s got dementia. Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g- Doctor: it’s the gay kind
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Nothing weird about this, no sir.
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I live in this district and am terminally online, but I don’t even know who you are. Have you tried committing crimes or saying outrageous stuff in podcasts? That’s usually how Republicans get attention around here.
You’re trying valiantly @elonmusk, and it shows. I could use your help in the heart of Houston. My congressional campaign in TX-07 hasn’t received a dime from the local, state, or national party, so we’re hustling hard. And my opponent’s own FEC filing shows why this seat is in play:
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How much of AI is those who are spiritually boomers making slop like this to scare and anger themselves?
I used AI to create this short film. America, you’ve been warned.
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This is not the metaphor I would’ve chosen, the US very famously embargoed a different Japanese government over the former’s refusal to recognize the Emperor’s divine right to rule over the unified Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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Does Brittany not understand that to most Americans a Motel 6 is a very nice and fancy dwelling?
Obama’s Oval Office looked like the lobby of a Motel 6.
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A sitting governor exchanged 1,400 intimate and embarrassing emails with the world's richest man, then gave him about $2 billion in tax breaks. State law bans the governor from preventing sitting legislators from seeing those public records. Greg Abbott did it anyway.
A sitting House member demanded the Governor’s records a month before Election Day, then fundraised off the request. State law bans legislators from using their office for personal benefit. Gina Hinojosa did it anyway.
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Nobody who has ever spent one minute in the oilfield would wear that fancy suede jacket and cowboy hat on a location.
Texas needs common sense leadership, not unhinged radicalism. Vote Bo French, Republican for Texas Railroad Commission
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evergreen.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender. 14% think between it's between 6 and 25%. Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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🚨 BREAKING from @politico >>> Senior @GregAbbott_TX staff held secret closed door meeting with Big Tech to "remove roadblocks" for bringing more data centers to Texas. Two days later, ERCOT announced plan to get them connected to state grid even faster. politico.com/news/2026/10/27…
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Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick tried this in 2020. $1 million for voter fraud tips. The first check, $25,000, went to a Democratic poll watcher in Pennsylvania who caught a Republican voting twice. The Republican pleaded guilty.
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James retweeted
Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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If Jennica’s early voting analysis is so dire for Rs that she refuses to share it, why would Dems need to foment a Color Revolution? I’m just asking questions. 🤔
I've been asked about early voting analysis. The dilemma I have is that my platform is big enough such that being too blunt can have an effect on morale. I'll push out new states and tools out to my website soon, but won't announce them here on 𝕏. I will be giving @realJeremyCarl my predictions a week in advance so he can hold me accountable after Election Day. You MUST turn out and bring their friends, and brace yourself on election night. Even TX is going to be a fight.
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This dumbdick will be the first one screaming “RIGGED & STOLLEN” at the top of his lungs if the fake data he’s swallowing turns out to not be predictive.
How's that Bluewave going in Texas 🤣. Democrats usually dominate the early voting, not this time. It's going to be a bloodbath in Texas. It looks like the Republicans are going to mop up in Texas. Talarico never had a chance.
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Texas has no voter party registration, and the Secretary of State reports no party breakdown for general election early votes. The image shows third-party modeled estimates, not official counts. onpointpolitics.us/maps/early-vot… texpolls.com/turnout electiondataguy.com/about sos.state.tx.us/elections/earl…
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You're right that this is a nice meal for some. In 2024, a rib-eye steak at the Wichita, Kansas location cost $38.95 (5 hours and 22 mins of work on min wage). After Trump's trade wars and Iran war, that same meal now costs $43.95, adding nearly an extra hour of work on that wage
For a love of working-class people in Michigan, Cheesecake Factory is a really nice meal that they have to save up to afford. Just so how disconnected he is…. world apart from when he was on fire 20 years ago
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"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Most literate Americans are capable of understanding that President Obama is not saying Cheesecake Factory is bad. He is saying the White House should not share its gaudy, eccentric, and disjointed architectural style. Unfortunately, 21% of Americans are functionally illiterate.
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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I can’t believe anyone thought these guys had game. They get in one close general election and they’re sputtering that their opponent was the 20th 9/11 hijacker.
ABBOTT: Gina Hinojosa supports Sharia Law
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The Democratic Party has abandoned the working class in favor of the coastal elites, leaving me no choice but to throw my support behind billionaires from Manhattan and Palo Alto.
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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