RunnerProblemz

"Can't wait to get bikini tan lines" -my friends "Can't wait to get sports bra tan lines" -me& my teammates

Rolex? Eh... Michael Kors? Eh... Garmin? 😍😛💦⌚️

Not running for more than a day makes me question if I'm even in shape anymore

Doing the ALS water bucket challenge by going under water in the ice bath

The cut off between "athletic exercise fanatic" and "runner" is when one becomes comfortable shitting mid-run in a cornfield/forest/bush

You think getting shampoo in your eyes is worst thing to happen, until you get sweat in them during a run and have no shirt to wipe ur face

Humor during practice is figuratively talking about running 100 sets for a workout or running at a sub 3 mile pace...

If you heard the conversations me & my teammates had you'd think we were running b/c we were fleeing from the insane asylum

I mean cross country skiing in the Winter Olympics is fine to watch but I'd 100% rather watch T&F in the summer Olympics

Fudge you groundhog, you seeing your shadow calls for 6 more weeks of treadmill running

Normal people that workout 5 times a week feel so fit.... ....Meanwhile we get maybe 1day a week off & on that day we feel like lazy shit

*has chaffing thighs* *has bloody blistered feet* *has grueling stomach pains* "Yeah, that was a really good long run...I feel great"

Never being able to go out "till the break of dawn, yo!"..... Cuz I have practice tomorrow, "at the break of dawn.......yo"

My foam roller & I get so freekin sexual

In the running community having the newest Garmin is equivalent to having a really nice Rolex

Over analyzing box assignments #runnerproblemz

I think I fartlek more than I fart

I'm more nervous for the first day of official practice than I am for the first day of school