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I run, yes. Miles, yes. Yes, I can also sprint. I don't feel like racing you, I have a speed workout today. I can be sarcastic or motivational. I do it all.

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Joined March 2013
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Can anyone guess: It might be THE Geoff Roes!
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.@taylorswift13 just admitted to cyber-staliking fans. I'm admitting to cyber-stalking her. Pre-ordered 1989. #NoShame
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Why do football players have the worse running form while going on a 3 mile "long run"?
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In correspondence with a race timer, be nice. Or they might not want to fix your results. Thanks A-Hole from last race I timed.
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Just learned that the @BurtsBees toothpaste has been discontinued. What am I gonna do now?! Disappointment.
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Spent 3 days in Big Sky, MT. 18 miles ran. Also watched @kilianj dominate at The Rut VK and 50K. Sage Canaday and Manuel Merillas as well!
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Replying to @jessemthomas
.@jessemthomas .@TriathleteMag I would definitely get either more @pearlizumi run gear (recently switched from Asics). Or altitude tent
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Three Words: CROSS. COUNTRY. SEASON.
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I ran 8 miles at 5:43 pace, but I still didn't hit my threshold. #ShitRunnersSay
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Replying to @AidanReed45
.@AidanReed45 you might be interested in coming to Billings in November. D2 West Regionals! 400+ fast collegiates!
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Here she is. She is confused about everything. #APuppyNamedKayak
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I feel like I need to post puppy pictures every day, but I will refrain for the sake of my followers. #Puppies #RunningBuddy
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My puppy does have two eyes! It's official!
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@Jeremiah_Cooley Haha. RFID Chip Timing is a little more complicated than that...
@Jeremiah_Cooley Definitely! Too bad I don't get to run XC. I do get to time the races, including some high-caliber collegiate meets.