I run, yes. Miles, yes. Yes, I can also sprint. I don't feel like racing you, I have a speed workout today. I can be sarcastic or motivational. I do it all.
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"@vquiros09: Saw this race decal today from a distance @RunningSarcasm 27.4 ? @vanessajkline read the caption! teapawt.net/vquiros09/status/47257…"
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“@RunningSarcasm: If I didn't run... I would be _______. (Fill in the blank!)” not regular. (And I'm not talking about my personality here)
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@RunningSarcasm a completely different person** (**not in a good way)
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@RunningSarcasm If I didn't run... I would be without my favorite vice.
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“@RunningSarcasm: If I didn't run... I would be _______. (Fill in the blank!)” Dead
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“@RunningSarcasm: If I didn't run... I would be _______. (Fill in the blank!)” mental
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@RunningSarcasm @TeamRunner4Life in jail. Or doing cocaine. Or both.
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“@RunningSarcasm: If I didn't run... I would be unbearably grouchy"
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@RunningSarcasm my run was so cold, I said "man! It's cold outide!"
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@RunningSarcasm my run was so cold I entered a temp range not known by my doctor. He says I shouldn't be alive
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@RunningSarcasm my run was so cold I barely made it to the garage, grabbed the groceries, and made it inside.