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Would you like to join our Radiology department? Our Xray machine has broken down.
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One of my friends went to watch Ramayana and booked a recliner. Someone at the movie theatre told him, "Bhagwaan ki taraf pair mat karo."
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Liver doc is against the wearble only because it's called Temple. He would be fine if it was a device you wear in your foot called Chappel
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Deepu: Guys! We made a wearable that can track your brain activity in real time! Just place it on your temple.
Doctors: Wow! Damn cool bro. Show us how it works! We are interested!
Deepu: Ehhh...why you raging!!?? It's actually a fitness tracker.
Doctors: Oh! That's ok. We anyway need one from India! All the ones now are by the West! Go India! How does it stack up to the current cheaper validated wearables though?
Deepu:
Perfect bhakt.
Replying to @chiragbarjatya @kolkol_oooooo
No no… in fact this bad patch saved me from ₹2000 challan as speed limit here is 60 KMPH
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Inzamam-ul Hawk
Female Hawk Diagnosed 'Too Fat' To Fly After Overeating Chickens And Constantly Sleeping ndtv.com/offbeat/female-hawk…
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As expected @WBPolice has deleted it 🤣
0 Spine across the country.
But it's part of culture and identity of Jaats.
हुक्के की भाप भले हल्की लगे,
पर उसका वार सबसे गहरा होता है
हर कश फेफड़ों को अंदर से खोखला करता है।
#TFYC4 #NashaMuktBharat #SayNoToTobacco
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I won't tolerate anyone insulting the Prime Minister of my country.
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Not every happy ending makes you emotional, but this one really does! 🥹6yr old little girl from the Panchkula school incident has finally recovered and made it back home. Just look at how many people turned up to welcome her. After everything this little girl has been through, seeing her back home, surrounded by so much love, honestly feels so special. ❤️
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Wow. She is named after the two things I did most when I was in Ahmedabad.
Pia Dandiya makes history as the first Indian-American elected to Congress from Florida
The Democrat defeats Republican Casey Askar in Florida’s 22nd Congressional District, securing a seat in the US House of Representatives
A former high school principal and daughter of Indian immigrants, Dandiya adds another Indian-American voice to Capitol Hill
Those exaggerated mouth movements suggest it's AI generated. Correct me if I am wrong.
Rajiv Gandhi once said, “Those who cannot win elections take the route of protests.”
Decades later, the irony is hard to miss; his own children are following the very path he once criticised.🤷♂️
#RahulGandhi
Aap parliament kaise jaayengi?
Rahul Gandhi Ji,
OPEN CHALLENGE. 🎤
Come to Parliament. Let’s debate!
1975: Your grandmother imposed the Emergency. Opposition jailed. Press gagged. Democracy strangled.
1984: Your father was Prime Minister when thousands of innocent Sikhs were massacred in Delhi. Congress still cannot escape that bloodstained legacy.
2014 🪷
2019 🪷
2024 🪷
Three consecutive terms.
The fourth is already your biggest nightmare.
Bhaagna mat!
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