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WA native back home after time in DC & Nashville. Dad, Seattle sports fan, int’l trade nerd, liberal AF. 🏳️‍⚧️ Likes: politics,🍺,food,🏕,🌧,🐈,🏔

Washington, USA
Joined March 2009
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I can deal with a lot of difference in views and opinions but two things will get you blocked: 1) The R word. I have two autistic kids and do not tolerate that slur. 2) Dishonesty/posting misinformation without correction. There is no such thing as debate when one side lies.
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For those keeping score that's Jake Sherman 1, Congressman Michael Baumgartner 0
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I love the fact that MTG, Lauren Boebert, and Nancy Mace spent their entire time in Congress mocking Sarah McBride for being transgender and trying to have her banned from using any restrooms on Capitol Hill, and now Representative McBride is the only one of the four still in Congress.
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the way I have waited my entire life to be able to play a real life man embroiled in scandal on SNL
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America benefits from a principled, conservative party. I don’t agree with them but I agree they should exist. But that’s not MAGA and everyone who jumped on that train deserves the rejection from politics and society that they’re experiencing now.
Your occasional reminder that “RINO” now means believing in things Republicans have championed for 50+ years. Things that worked to make this country great (see what I did there?). Free markets, free trade, conservative values, love of country, and limited government just to start. Believing in these things make you a “RINO.” To not be “RINO” you need to believe in right-wing socialism, regressive protectionism, and extreme executive authority, just to start. Got it?
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The Nvidia CEO cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy is why we gotta get men tf outta leadership. No evolution with the species at all. The same ole tricks been working on them for thousands of years
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This represents a widespread but FALSE belief that there is some process by which well-intentioned undocumented immigrants can just apply to fix their papers. Such a process DOES NOT EXIST. Paths to legal status are highly limited and conditional. There is no “line” to get in.
If you have been here for 20 years and haven’t even bothered trying to file paperwork to stay here legally I don’t think you should be allowed to be here at all. You should be immediately removed. You have shown no interest in assimilating.
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seems like by far the worst part of your husband having an affair is the part where the internet rushes to look at pictures of you next to the woman he cheated with and debate whether you are hideous enough that he should get a pass.
I don’t condone cheating, but the Jensen Huang situation is a reminder that women need to looksmax too. His wife literally looks like could be his grandma Men are expected to make money, stay jacked, and look good forever. Women can’t just stop trying once they get the ring or you will force the man to upgrade!
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Real talk this is what’s so dope about her. Explaining shit to people who’ve been so online that they don’t know how things work. And you need to know how a thing works in order to change it for the better.
AOC describes what a Speaker of the House does and what electing one looks like
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Pick new Ukrainian borders?! Sheeeeeiiiii… I’d rather pick a new American president!
President Trump says he believes the war in Ukraine will end soon, adding that ultimately there could be changes to the country’s borders: “They're going to end up with a little bit different shape Ukraine.” cbsn.ws/4BPOyNp
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This is more complicated than it sounds but anyone who has ever gone through the process of getting an export license reading this is 😮
NYT reports on an additional wrinkle to the Nvidia spy scandal. They found that several of the Chinese companies that the Commerce Department approved to buy H200 Nvidia chips don’t seem to exist or have direct ties to the Chinese military. nytimes.com/2026/11/07/busin…
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Our 401k is really tied to trusting 7 random men not to fuck foreign spies
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They are so close to getting it lol
Replying to @notsryamerica17
I need to understand. Is the entire state of Texas so upset about Iran that they went completely democrat for the first time ever? What is it? How did every state move the same direction in sync despite their different economies, demographics, and political history?
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We got to attend today’s Seahawks game courtesy of John & Tracy Schneider’s charity, Ben’s Fund who sends a local family dealing with autism to every Seahawks home game.
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2 autistic kids, therapies and appointments, Covid, life just kept getting in the way of sharing that experience with them and it’s not until pretty recently that they could even try to tolerate a crowd of that size and the noise of Lumen Field.
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So we are extremely grateful to the Schneiders and Ben’s Fund for choosing us and allowing us to give our kids an amazing day at the game. And a win too! 💙💚
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Brandi is apparently auditioning to be the PNW’s Anita Bryant.
they were literally selling blindfolds, handcuffs & robes for the fifty shades of grey movies. a popcorn bucket that’s giving 2010 abercrombie merch bag isn’t provocative.
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Rightists have trouble understanding why Charlie Kirk jokes are funny. Maybe I can explain it in a way you can understand. People make jokes when a situation is absurd, and more specifically, when others demand you say something untrue about a person and treat them with more respect than they deserved. George Floyd died. You conservatives thought jokes about St Floyd were funny. In your mind, he was a criminal and a drug addict, and leftists had treated him like the Second Coming of Jesus. Or think about how you'll see a trans person playing basketball with biological women, which leftists tell you is fine and normal, and how funny it is to laugh at this. Similarly, most Americans do not share your personal admiration for Charlie Kirk. They think he was a bigot and a conspiracy theorist. He was also not in any way a thinker or someone who contributed positively to the discourse, but a political hack who formed his opinions based on tribal considerations and owning the libs. When Charlie Kirk died, you went around cancelling people for being insufficiently sad. Even if someone said they were sad about his death and they just thought he didn't deserve to be admired, in those cases rightists still tried to destroy people's lives. Republicans in Congress started calling for a statue of Charlie Kirk in the US Capitol, and others introduced legislation to put his face on coins. As of April 2026, an AP article identified more than 60 Kirk-themed bills introduced across over 20 states. Among these was one in Florida that threatened to take away funding from universities if they didn't rename a road after Charlie Kirk. Outside of your bubble in which Charlie Kirk was a great thinker and leader, this is all ridiculous. So when people at a Chappelle show hear the name "Charlie Kirk," they're not thinking about the human being and father. They're associating the name with rightists trying to create a cult of personality, and are employing humor, which is common when people are facing a movement that is trying to tell them what to do.
“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” - Dave Chappelle
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Conservatives cancelling Dave Chappelle? Woke 3.0 indeed
DAVE CHAPPELLE: “Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” Sick.
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Does Sherrod Brown have to go to freshman orientation at congress
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