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WA native back home after time in DC & Nashville. Dad, Seattle sports fan, int’l trade nerd, liberal AF. 🏳️‍⚧️ Likes: politics,🍺,food,🏕,🌧,🐈,🏔

Washington, USA
Joined March 2009
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Someone woke up today and chose violence
MTV debuted closer to Pearl Harbor than to today.
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For those keeping score that's Jake Sherman 1, Congressman Michael Baumgartner 0
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the way I have waited my entire life to be able to play a real life man embroiled in scandal on SNL
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The Nvidia CEO cheating on his wife with a Chinese spy is why we gotta get men tf outta leadership. No evolution with the species at all. The same ole tricks been working on them for thousands of years
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This represents a widespread but FALSE belief that there is some process by which well-intentioned undocumented immigrants can just apply to fix their papers. Such a process DOES NOT EXIST. Paths to legal status are highly limited and conditional. There is no “line” to get in.
If you have been here for 20 years and haven’t even bothered trying to file paperwork to stay here legally I don’t think you should be allowed to be here at all. You should be immediately removed. You have shown no interest in assimilating.
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seems like by far the worst part of your husband having an affair is the part where the internet rushes to look at pictures of you next to the woman he cheated with and debate whether you are hideous enough that he should get a pass.
I don’t condone cheating, but the Jensen Huang situation is a reminder that women need to looksmax too. His wife literally looks like could be his grandma Men are expected to make money, stay jacked, and look good forever. Women can’t just stop trying once they get the ring or you will force the man to upgrade!
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Real talk this is what’s so dope about her. Explaining shit to people who’ve been so online that they don’t know how things work. And you need to know how a thing works in order to change it for the better.
AOC describes what a Speaker of the House does and what electing one looks like
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Pick new Ukrainian borders?! Sheeeeeiiiii… I’d rather pick a new American president!
President Trump says he believes the war in Ukraine will end soon, adding that ultimately there could be changes to the country’s borders: “They're going to end up with a little bit different shape Ukraine.” cbsn.ws/4BPOyNp
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Our 401k is really tied to trusting 7 random men not to fuck foreign spies
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Rightists have trouble understanding why Charlie Kirk jokes are funny. Maybe I can explain it in a way you can understand. People make jokes when a situation is absurd, and more specifically, when others demand you say something untrue about a person and treat them with more respect than they deserved. George Floyd died. You conservatives thought jokes about St Floyd were funny. In your mind, he was a criminal and a drug addict, and leftists had treated him like the Second Coming of Jesus. Or think about how you'll see a trans person playing basketball with biological women, which leftists tell you is fine and normal, and how funny it is to laugh at this. Similarly, most Americans do not share your personal admiration for Charlie Kirk. They think he was a bigot and a conspiracy theorist. He was also not in any way a thinker or someone who contributed positively to the discourse, but a political hack who formed his opinions based on tribal considerations and owning the libs. When Charlie Kirk died, you went around cancelling people for being insufficiently sad. Even if someone said they were sad about his death and they just thought he didn't deserve to be admired, in those cases rightists still tried to destroy people's lives. Republicans in Congress started calling for a statue of Charlie Kirk in the US Capitol, and others introduced legislation to put his face on coins. As of April 2026, an AP article identified more than 60 Kirk-themed bills introduced across over 20 states. Among these was one in Florida that threatened to take away funding from universities if they didn't rename a road after Charlie Kirk. Outside of your bubble in which Charlie Kirk was a great thinker and leader, this is all ridiculous. So when people at a Chappelle show hear the name "Charlie Kirk," they're not thinking about the human being and father. They're associating the name with rightists trying to create a cult of personality, and are employing humor, which is common when people are facing a movement that is trying to tell them what to do.
“Ever since that guy Charlie Kirk got murdered, and I shouldn’t say this publicly but…. I feel better.” - Dave Chappelle
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Does Sherrod Brown have to go to freshman orientation at congress
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You know what? This is a really deserved punishment for him. The man who did anything to cling to power, now having his half dead body paraded around by others so they can keep theirs. None of his colleagues, friends, or team care about him. He's just an tool for them.
The lights are on, but nobody's home...
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I’m pissing my pants laughing that Deuce Bigalow thinks he was briefed on a war
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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GCs: you don’t need to transition, just be a gender nonconforming man! ^^^ man is gender non-conforming GCs: what the fuck is this….
Man shows off new Eurostar uniform skirts for non-binary staff. “Eurostar making a skirt available for men and women and non-binary people…it’s a step towards genuinely gender neutral clothing.” The train company has introduced ‘gender neutral’ skirts for staff members to be ‘inclusive.’
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👀 Sarah McBride on Stephen Miller being named WH Chief of Staff: “I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office,” she says at #CrookedCon
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Securing the border 🫡
Democrats in the 120th Congress will hold every Pacific coast seat and southern border seat from Brownsville, Texas to Bellingham, Washington
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CYBERTRUCKS ARE DEAD AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS ALIVE
Cybertrucks are done
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I apologize Dr. Annie Andrews… I was unfamiliar with your game
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Belt. To. Ass.
With Dems all but certain to prevail in Mississippi and Alaska, we're most likely looking at a 56D-44R Senate and a ~260D-175R House, which would be Dems' largest House majority since 1992.
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at least the cybertruck gave us this quote from a 2025 WIRED profile of various owners wired.com/story/owning-a-cyb…
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