Get rich or try dying. I am not Ryan Gosling

Silicon Valley
Joined August 2020
Replying to @goblinodds
Face adversity, suffer, survive. Now you are stronger
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Every TV is 4k now but it’s impossible to watch the 49ers game in 4k. What are we doing? What’s going on?
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George Orwell predicted this of course but he didn’t predict that people would cough up $3k for the device that surveils them
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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Starting a poorly thought-out war with Iran was bad. Starting a war with Iran on the eve of the IT security AI apocalypse might end up being an all time blunder. These two things are not unrelated
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I got invited to an intern’s presentation and the summary was “Oral Report”. Not today, Satan!
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Best fictional Steve Jobs?
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The key to a successful first date is to make her wonder if you are an American Psycho
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Also, Newsom would have known that SF garages lock up early. Did he create this situation on purpose? I hope so. We need that level of strategic awareness in a potential president
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I told my recruiter to send me all the resumes. No filter at all. He said it would be a lot of resumes. It was 50. I ended up hiring a very intelligent person who would have been filtered out for experience, and he was a star
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The guy I hired had directly relevant skills that made it very easy for me to justify why I wanted him. He had just never held the specific job title for this role
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America has no place for rabid anti-robites
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See it the way Nolan intended!
IT'S OPPENHEIMER IMAX ALL OVER AGAIN
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I’m so excited for Whalething
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A Model 3 can’t be retrofitted with thrusters unless you’re willing to void your warranty. I checked
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In the age of AI why is Indeed still sending me daily emails asking if I’m interested in jobs with less senior titles than my current position for half as much comp? GROW UP
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Few product categories offer more choice than hot sauce but Liz is worried about a sauce cartel
Hellmann's mayo McCormick spices Cholula hot sauce Frank's RedHot What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all. I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
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Fixing this is the purpose of all technology. We’re trying to find a cure for pain, and we will succeed
This is James Idoine. He’s been banned from TikTok multiple times because he wants all life in the universe to go extinct. But the question is: Does he have a point?
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Hey, happy hump day! Can your intern stop talking to me? Like, never speak to me again. Cool cool cool! Later!
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Gen X is going to be the last generation to die and that’s the most Gen X thing imaginable
BREAKING: Palantir, $PLTR, CTO has said that some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancer
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I’m off to the gym! Rise and grind!
🤖 Made with AI
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I’m a mathematician? Like I make magic? No baby, I do math and I’m a TV star too
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