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Brutal Frugalist (wanna be). 4x Comrades Marathon finisher 🥉who doesn't like running. I tweet what I like, especially with typos.

Centurion, South Africa
Joined April 2012
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When one body exerts a force on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force equal (some greater - Samunition) in magnitude and opposite in direction on the first body. You might not feel it or see it but it's happening and sometimes it's delayed - Samunition
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R7,673.76 spent on my credit card in September 2026 and not single eBucks earned, really🤔🙄 @EBucksTips @FNBSA #eBucks
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El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) retweeted
Nelson Mandela Bay was originally supposed to have been Nelson Mandela Bae, named after Graça Machel.
Sandton is named by combining two suburbs: Sandown & Bryanston. Sandown is named after the town of Sandown on the Isle of Wight in England. Bryanston is named after Bryanston Square, a residential square in London, England.
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Talk about holy communion 🍷
Spar in Namibia bought a church and turned it into a Tops Liquor Store 🤣
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Dear Mayor @nasiphim , The street lights in Centurion (Rooihuiskraal, Wierdapark, Eldoraigne etc) are not working for a very long time. We logged calls, we complained and now the @PresidencyZA has spoken. We have a huge running population. What's then plan? @CityTshwane
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My previous interactions on @FNBSA secure chat were terrible to activate my cards for intl travel, there was a lag and agents asking me to repeat my request. Two weeks ago and again today the process literally takes 2 minutes via NAVi. Well done turquoise baobab 👏🏾
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Our we as South Africans in the public sector allergic good service? 16 stations only four people on duty with snaking ques. @TheBMA_SA @HomeAffairsSA @ortambo_int @Airports_ZA This explains why the grass is not cut and the lights are not working in @City_Ekurhuleni 😞🤬
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Fredo, you’re my older brother and I love you. But don’t ever take sides against the family again - Mike
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Hi @Uber_RSA , is it possible to: 1. Access chats to a cancelled ride? 2. See who cancelled the ride?
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Mara Jeso, didn’t/doesn’t know how to drive. Unless he got his license ko Langlaagte 🤔
Tjo....Jesus take the wheel......
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El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) retweeted
Replying to @SA_Bhebe
We got you bestie 😎🔥
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As @2OceansMarathon is busy breaking hearts today. We'd like to thank @Discovery_SA Bank for hooking us up with exclusive entries 😎
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Accident on the N1 S Midrand under the New road bridge @TrafficSA
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Where are all the teen actors you grew up watching? Are they all successful in showbiz? The teens are at school pursuing something sustainable.
Meet Dineo. She is 30 but plays a teen. Where are the teens in the acting industry? 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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So @Uber_RSA drivers can reject trips, to an extend that the App says the selected option is unavailable but you can see the cars on the map!!! Yet we can't/don't reject drivers/cars. The disparity 🤬 The lost time waiting 🖕🏽 cc @boltapp just for kontrol 😡
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El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) retweeted
Replying to @kfc
@kfc The Kimberley Cecil Sussman branch is appalling! 🤮 Do you check that franchises maintain standards? Horrendous bathrooms, no toilet roll, terrible service & the food is even worse! 🤮 This branch needs URGENT attention. Please do better!
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Thanks @TAKEALOT this is re-assuring 🙄, after planning my whole around the delivery expected BEFORE 17:00, It gets to 17:04 and I get message that the order is out for delivery and will arrive BEFORE 17:00 🤬 Is this 17:00 Nigerian time?
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You are leaving a vacuum‼️
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1. Thabo Bester 2. Woolies bag 3. Bellarmine Mugabe 4. Suliman Carrim Shop at @Shoprite_SA guys, Woolies @WOOLWORTHS_SA draws TOO MUCH attention 🤞🏾 #MadlangaCommission
#CountryDuty #MadlangaCommission Breaking News: Adv Chaskalson SC says #SulimanCarrim was spotted at a Woolies and at Malls in Cape Town They have CCTV footage They’ll subpoena the Dr who is based in Cape Town. They want to stand down on Friday for this so that all information is sorted and brought.
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El Señor Tumbale (Tu·mba·leh) retweeted
The indicators don’t work either.
BREAKING: The NCC has recalled 10,961 BMW 3, 4, 5, 7 Series, X3 and X4 vehicles sold in SA from 2016 over a starter defect linked to overheating and smoke. Repairs are free. @MongeziKoko
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ENTERTAINMENT VALUE 🤣
Honestly speaking nje, there was no need for the AdHocCommittee.
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