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Conservatives are running out of groups of people to blame for their inability to govern, literally who gives a shit about furries
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Loves Cheesecake Factory so much he pretended to visit it
Barack Obama actually compared President Trump’s White House to Saddam Hussein opening a Cheesecake Factory.
Imagine being a former president and thinking that’s a clever insult.
The Cheesecake Factory is a great American success story. Good food, hardworking employees, and millions of customers who love eating there.
Obama thought he was insulting Trump, but he managed to drag a popular American restaurant into his cheap political joke.
Americans are enjoying their cheesecake while Obama is still bitter about Trump.
What an embarrassment.
Trumpsexual: an attraction to Slavic women in eye shadow, 14 year old girls, and older middle aged men who look slightly autistic
Trump: "So I'm studying him. And I made the mistake of saying that I started off by studying his ass. I just wantasink. And then I looked at his feet and they were massive. I made the mistake of studying his anatomy. Maybe I should do that with Ken Paxton, but I'm not sure your body is gonna qualify."
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Apple Maps just made me do the dick-and-balls maneuver right next to Nutland smfh fuck you man @Apple
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On my life I thought this was Centel dude LMAOOO
The FBI reportedly advised ESPN’s Pat McAfee to wear a bulletproof vest following the killing of Charlie Kirk, per @FOS & @awfulannouncing
I really hate the fact that fucking TMZ is one of the last bastions of verifiable American reporting
Anyway this shouldn’t be a nothingburger but it will be because this old demented fuck gets away with everything
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies
tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…
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evergreen.
In a new poll, 15% of Americans said they believe between 1 and 5% of NCAA athletes are transgender.
14% think between it's between 6 and 25%.
Meanwhile, an NCAA spokesperson confirmed that the current number is "effectively" zero
thebulwark.com/p/new-poll-bu…
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News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow
The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24
axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…
